And that's how the fight started. thanks for the top 15 guys!<br /> if you liked, check this out, not a part two but still cool<br /> /funny_picture And that's how the fight started thanks for top 15 guys!<br /> if you liked check this out not a part two but still cool<br /funny_picture
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And that's how the fight started

And that's how the fight started. thanks for the top 15 guys!<br /> if you liked, check this out, not a part two but still cool<br /> /funny_picture

thanks for the top 15 guys!<br />
if you liked, check this out, not a part two but still cool<br />

Joke "
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed
Iternet to her and said, "Do you want to have SEC?"
No," she answered
Wren said, "ls that your Mal answer?"
she didnn even look at me this lime, simply saying "Yes,"
Sol said, "Then Yd like to phone a mend [F
And that' s when the right started
Joke #2:
l asked my wile, "Where do you wanna go mi our anniversary?" , warmed my heart to see her lace met in sweet
Somewhere l haven' t been in a longtime!" she said
sol suggested, "How about the kitchen?“
And thaw when the started
Joke an
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage I
hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out Into a torrential downpour The wind was blowing so mph,
sol pulled back Into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day
Went back Into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed I cuddled up to my wires back, now with a
differene anticipation, and whispered, The weather out there is terrible ,
My loving wile years replied, ‘Can you believe my stupid husband is out ashing in that?
And mats when the tight started
Joke #4:
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies suddenly, at 3 o' clock in the morning, a loud noise came
tram outside The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man ‘Holy shit That must be my
so the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked, and jumped out the window He smashed himsefl on the ground,
ran through a thorn bush and to his car as my as he could go A few minutes later he returned and went up to the
bedroom and screamed at the woman, 1 AM your husband!’
The woman yelled back, Yeah, then why were you running?‘
And that' s when the Fight started
Joke# 5:
Hired to talk my wire into buying a case of Miller Light 95 Instead, she bought a Jar or cold cream mi an 95 Mold
her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream
And that' s when the right started
Joke# 6:
A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror she was that happy with whal she saw and said to her
husband, l feel horrible, I look old, rat and ugly l really need you to pay me /
we husband replies, Your damn near pelted’
And that' s when the rgln started
Joke# 7:
Hook my wile to a restaurant The waiter, mi some reason, took my order his Tll have the strip steak, medium rare,
please [F
He said, "Arent you worried about the mad cow?
Naahh, she can hersey" l replied
And mats when the rgln started
Joke gr.
My wile and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, am kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as
she sat alone at a nearby table My wile asked, ‘Do you know her?
Yes/ I sighed, ‘Shes my old girflriend I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and
l hear she hasn' t been sober since‘
My Goal‘ said my wire, who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?
And that' s when the Rgln started
Joke my
Alter retiring, [went to the social Security mace to apply for social Security The woman behind the counter asked me mi
my driver' s license lo verily my age Hooked in my pockets and realized] had let! my wallet at home Hold the woman that
Was very sorry, bin I would have to go home and come back later
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt , sol opened my shin revealing my curly Silver hair
She said, ‘That on your chest is proof enough mi me' and she processed my Social Security application
wheal got home, l excitedly told my wile abmin my experience at the Social Security Mme she said, You should have
dropped your pants You might have gotten disability, loo ‘
And mats when the Fight started
Joke #10:
wheal got home last nigle, my wile demanded that Make her some place expensive so, nook her to a gas station
And mars when we fight smiled
Jake #11:
My wire was hinting abdul what she wanted mi our upcoming anniversary she said, l waal something shiny that goes
tram old zoom about 3 seconds ‘
l boughs her a scale
And mats when the trg/ rt started
Joke #12:
My wile sat down on the couch next lo me as l was nipping channels she asked, 'What' s on INT
l said, Thet'
And that' s when the right started
And mats when the started
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#2 - KoTBLeo
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(04/28/2010) [-]
another one for you from QDB

(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to get funny?

Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"...

And that's when the fight started....
User avatar #12 to #2 - GoReMoTe
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(04/29/2010) [-]

+5 internetz
#3 to #2 - anon
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(04/29/2010) [-]
+1 Cookie.
User avatar #4 to #3 - FFFFreakazoid
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(04/29/2010) [-]
make that one more cookie from me
#8 to #4 - popcornman
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(04/29/2010) [-]
and 20 more internetz from me lol
User avatar #65 to #8 - OhReally
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(04/29/2010) [-]
and 3 more cookies from me
User avatar #6 to #3 - bosafiya
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(04/29/2010) [-]
ill stack 10 internetz on that
#255 to #2 - JcSuRfer **User deleted account**
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(04/29/2010) [-]
+2 internetz and *puts a cookie in the jar next to the rest* u just earned urself a Owned..cuz u effing OWNED THAT DWARF XD!
User avatar #119 to #2 - NinjalAssassin
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(04/29/2010) [-]
that was a post 2 weeks ago
User avatar #148 to #2 - SeanHere
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(04/29/2010) [-]
you got that from a comedian lmao.
User avatar #117 - zchrls
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(04/29/2010) [-]
whoa, a post that's not a repost, funny, and says nothing about thumbs???
THIS is how every post should be, in those aspects.
User avatar #145 to #117 - amadhippie
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(04/29/2010) [-]
Yeah this is a repost still good but just saying.
User avatar #136 to #117 - ifun
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(04/29/2010) [-]
Just so you know i don't want to be a downer or anything but something
with the same jokes has been posted before but it was a pretty good while ago so its fine
User avatar #125 to #117 - xXKIRAXx
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(04/29/2010) [-]
Funnyjunk Lives on this page. I'm home. ^_^
User avatar #121 to #117 - masterjames [OP]
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(04/29/2010) [-]
yeah i too hate the posts that asks for thumbs, so i didn't i think that if you really deserve thumbs you get them, and thank you kind sir for the compliment +!thumb for you
User avatar #78 - pinesol
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(04/29/2010) [-]
they were standing in the ring and the bell rang and thats when the fight started
User avatar #105 to #78 - aVo
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(04/29/2010) [-]
I actually laughed more at that comment than most of the picture.
User avatar #98 to #78 - ThePedoTerminator
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(04/29/2010) [-]
....You sneaky bastard you :D
User avatar #79 to #78 - masterjames [OP]
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(04/29/2010) [-]
i see what you did thar
User avatar #67 - MrWobblez
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(04/29/2010) [-]
So my wife comes into the room and says 'here's your sammich, i didn't think you liked bacon so i made it with bologna instead'

And that's when the fight started
User avatar #95 to #67 - balognaeatyou
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User avatar #99 to #95 - ThePedoTerminator
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(04/29/2010) [-]
Would you happen to be from russia?
User avatar #76 - fickdich
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(04/29/2010) [-]
She said "No" and that's when the fight started.
User avatar #88 to #76 - coonar
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(04/29/2010) [-]
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question.
"Yes" is the answer :D
User avatar #83 - aVo
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(04/29/2010) [-]
I had always hated my wife ever since we got married. She was never very interested with me in bed and she always hung out with her friends more than she did with me. She didnt even come with me to my mothers funeral.
Finally I was fed up with all this bull **** and I said to her, "What the **** is your problem?" She said, "I realized I should have never married you." "Why is that?" I asked. "Because I'm a lesbian."

And thats when loving my wife started.
User avatar #176 - lvisser
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(04/29/2010) [-]
this post made me feel like i was swimming through a sea of soft pandas
#180 to #176 - anon
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(04/29/2010) [-]
I know what you mean
User avatar #56 - NoHabloIngles
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(04/29/2010) [-]
**NoHabloIngles rolls 7** If odd number, justin bieber has a vagina
#58 to #56 - masterjames [OP]
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User avatar #72 to #56 - Thewinningfail
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(04/29/2010) [-]
fail either way he has one
User avatar #69 to #56 - TravisPastrana
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(04/29/2010) [-]
**TravisPastrana rolls 366,737,196** 6 then i shall rape him in his vagina
User avatar #86 to #69 - EarthwormEd
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User avatar #71 to #69 - masterjames [OP]
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(04/29/2010) [-]
that blows
#283 - RockStrongo **User deleted account**
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(04/29/2010) [-]
He demanded a simple sacrifice...I threatened him.
He said this was madness.

...and that's how the fight started.
User avatar #287 to #283 - TheOneandOnlyAnon
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(04/29/2010) [-]
That sir was truly amazing
User avatar #291 to #287 - theyseemetrollin
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(04/29/2010) [-]
u sir suck balls therefore no one gives a **** about ur opinion
User avatar #141 - AwesomePuff
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(04/29/2010) [-]
women; blowing **** out of proportion since 6000 bc