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So You've Bought A Macbook.

A How To Guide
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Submitted: 04/28/2010
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User avatar #170 - topwell **User deleted account** (04/30/2010) [-]
You know , I have never once seen a mac user post an anti pc pic , NOT ONCE !
Yet every couple of days there's someone raging about how mac users are rubbing it in pc users faces about how good macs are . NO WE ARE NOT ! The only time mac users COMENT on pc's is when pc users post nasty shit about us . Who gives
a flying FUCK about which computer you use . they all do the same thing , I can log into FUNNYJUNK and have a laugh . Find a new victim to throw your
anger at .
User avatar #172 to #170 - TaylorJay (05/01/2010) [-]
oh yea... well another good Idea would be if you shut the fuck up.
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User avatar #158 - kezdak (04/29/2010) [-]
Yes i do agree, most mac owners think macs are the shit but they arent. i myself as a mac and pc owner see that they are both equally as good, just the mac gets less viruses but it doesnt have any games
User avatar #157 - Jacomelo (04/29/2010) [-]
LOL, this is exactly what I think of when I hear, APPLE
some doucheface typing up his "super awesome" script in starbucks, drinking that overpriced shit, having the fucking stupid glasses and a fucked up beanie or beret....... (-__-)
User avatar #156 - xXKIRAXx (04/29/2010) [-]
No, I haven't bought a MacBook. I'm on a PC. Dumbass...
User avatar #155 - PharaohsDaughter **User deleted account** (04/29/2010) [-]
Starbucks: The hotspot for pretentious fucks who can't wait to show you their new script.
User avatar #153 - ThePhilosopher (04/29/2010) [-]
Man, I can't STAND faggots like this!
User avatar #151 - faggotcaterpillar (04/29/2010) [-]
and if you bought a pc....
well chances are that youre too busy playing crisis or any other game for that matter (with optimal settings too)
User avatar #154 to #151 - CanadianNuts (04/29/2010) [-]
This dude is an epic win. That absolutely true comment, combined with the sexy avatar, and the name "faggotcaterpillar", I think you win the internet.
User avatar #150 - NoHabloIngles (04/29/2010) [-]
and put justin bieber's website to your homepage
#152 to #150 - PyrosAnonymous (04/29/2010) [-]
he has a website...?
and u know about it? lmao
#149 - anonymous (04/29/2010) [-]
You sir.....enjoy stuffwhitepeoplelike. The book or the website?
#146 - ottersrtheshit (04/29/2010) [-]
dont hate me i use a mac, but because my dell broke and its got ichat (which a shitload of my friends have) there not bad computers, but they defently dont compare to what pcs are capable of
#143 - djdouchebag (04/29/2010) [-]
This is wonderful, I happen to be a Mac Book Pro owner and I've always wondered how I could maximize my douchbaggery. Thank you TaylorJay for bringing me a complete guide on how to do it.
User avatar #140 - AmericanPM (04/29/2010) [-]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thts great
#136 - anonymous (04/29/2010) [-]
NO VIRUSES EH? *throw shitty coffee on shitty piece of metal* I'm PRETTY SURE IT JUST GOT ONE
User avatar #139 to #136 - KurtCobainNIRVANNA (04/29/2010) [-]
nope. jus' coffee. lol
#135 - prezik (04/29/2010) [-]
This is awesome. I am an insane Geek. I use Windows, Linux/Unix, Mac, etc and Develop in PHP, MySQL, ASP.NET, MSSQL, etc.
I Personally LOOOVEEE Macs. It allows me to run Multiple OS's, never crash, fast, etc But these Douches who go to starbucks, use it in trains, etc just to show off, look hip, etc And they all suck dick.
#142 to #135 - MrPLOny (04/29/2010) [-]
Holy fuck!!1! You have purple letters
User avatar #148 to #142 - bikelesswhiteboy (04/29/2010) [-]
agreed he does have purple letters
User avatar #138 to #135 - KurtCobainNIRVANNA (04/29/2010) [-]
agreed. but apple kinda got gay when those weirdos came around. :\ they used to be good. then there was the iPad. :( but iphone 4G might be apple's redemption. i dunno
User avatar #126 - aVo (04/29/2010) [-]
The only good mac is a Big Mac.
User avatar #147 to #126 - iAmSpudZ (04/29/2010) [-]
c'mon, you can't forget Bernie...
User avatar #144 to #126 - pufan (04/29/2010) [-]
too...clever...to...thumb...down
*thumbs up*
sigh
#117 - anonymous (04/29/2010) [-]
Im 13 and my mac was for school... I used to have a windows but it died... am I still cool...? :(
User avatar #121 to #117 - Welshhobo (04/29/2010) [-]
No, you suck
User avatar #125 to #121 - bdufflebag (04/29/2010) [-]
Asshole troll is an asshole.
User avatar #129 to #125 - Welshhobo (04/29/2010) [-]
You obviously don't have a clue what a troll is
User avatar #130 to #129 - bdufflebag (04/29/2010) [-]
Your a troll because your hating. Oh, and we end our sentences with a period.
User avatar #145 to #130 - pufan (04/29/2010) [-]
We type our "you're"s with an apostrophe and an 'e'.
User avatar #169 to #145 - bdufflebag (04/29/2010) [-]
We obviously stated that a while ago, thank you.
User avatar #134 to #130 - Welshhobo (04/29/2010) [-]
Nope. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Trolling

Also, you misspelled "you're".

Please don't criticize others spelling/grammar when you yourself fail.
User avatar #137 to #134 - bdufflebag (04/29/2010) [-]
Well fuck. I apologize for my ignorance to my grammar. But still, you don't have to hate on people.
#118 to #117 - anonymous (04/29/2010) [-]
if its not your fault..you are forgiven
#122 to #118 - anonymous (04/29/2010) [-]
Although, I do prefer a mac to windows... I still like windows but I just prefer mac. :D
#115 - anonymous (04/29/2010) [-]
My mac was a gift, do you still hate me?
User avatar #120 to #115 - Welshhobo (04/29/2010) [-]
Yes your still a massive faggot
User avatar #124 to #120 - TARDIS (04/29/2010) [-]
Look I don't like Macs either, and I hate what Apple has become, they won't always this bad. But people like you piss me off, instead to stating why Mac is a bad chose you just go right to childish name calling.
User avatar #133 to #124 - Welshhobo (04/29/2010) [-]
Yes, because i normally cba explaining everything thats wrong with them, but i will for you seeing as you seem to be getting all high and mighty about it.

Shit word processing programs
Don't support most games
Easy as shit to infect with viruses
Macs crash just as often as a windows computer does. Except you don't have a fucking clue why it did because it doesn't give an error log.
Costs twice the amount a normal pre-build Windows system costs. 8 times more than an equally good custom-made PC.
User avatar #141 to #133 - TARDIS (04/29/2010) [-]
Its not that Mac does not support most games, Its that most games are only made for Windows because Windows is a monopoly. For the word processor you can get openoffice on Mac. I can't speak for the crashes, but I agree that the low security and high price are Macs biggest problems, if Apple would just fix that Mac would probably be an ok system.
User avatar #119 to #115 - TARDIS (04/29/2010) [-]
Word of advice, don't store any important information on it, Macs are very easy to hack into.
User avatar #123 to #119 - Rattx (04/29/2010) [-]
better word of advice: dont tell people on funnyjunk you have a mac AND its easy to hack into..... There are 4channers here :P
User avatar #128 to #123 - TARDIS (04/29/2010) [-]
I run Linux, unless they get my root password they're not going to be able to do anything.
User avatar #131 to #128 - Rattx (04/29/2010) [-]
its'a luigi!!
User avatar #114 - viciousNOODLES (04/29/2010) [-]
hahaha SO TRUE. make moar plz
User avatar #107 - brinethechocobo (04/29/2010) [-]
Can it fit in a manilla envelope?
User avatar #110 to #107 - thezooman (04/29/2010) [-]
yes. yes it can. and that is the macbooks airs selling point. they cannot watch videos show picures go on the internet or really do anything. except for they can fit in a manilla envelope so buy the fucking thing now!!!!
User avatar #111 to #110 - brinethechocobo (04/29/2010) [-]
I'm sold
#102 - jimmyb (04/29/2010) [-]
i want a mac lol
User avatar #103 to #102 - TARDIS (04/29/2010) [-]
You could install Ubuntu on you PC and then make it look like the Mac OS.
User avatar #109 to #103 - ParrotBoy (04/29/2010) [-]
Or just not be a faggot and keep Ubuntu as it is...
User avatar #113 to #109 - TARDIS (04/29/2010) [-]
Thats what I do, but if someone likes the way Mac looks who am I to tell them there wrong, so long as they're not getting it by paying twice as much for a system with no security.
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