No. Just Stop.

It's fake

I doubt this is real, but it's bad enough that some people fake depression and think it's "cool", but fake self injuring? I don't know why anyone would want to buy this.. Just to be clear I'm half sure this may be fake.

It's not real. Go to the site and check it out for yourself

This fucking product...

all of my wut

It's probably a satirical product, Claire's and Icing has a ton of them.

There's a little man doll that you put in water that grows and the taglines are something sexual about wishing you can do that to a real man, blah blah blah.

Where the hell did you even find this?

If you actually think this is real, you're a bigger problem than this post.