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funniest comment will be my closing statement in irl argument.

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#86 - theninjakai (07/13/2012) [+] (24 replies)
funniest comment will be my closing statement in irl argument   
   
Okay, challenge accepted...here's what you should say:   
   
Listen, just because your life didn't turn out the way you want doesn't mean you have to right to control mine to the way you see fit.    
   
I don't give a 						****					 that you're my "step-mother", also I don't give a 						****					 if my father supports your terrible excuse of an argument.   
   
What's even worse is that you chose to say these things to me via a Facebook message, and yet you say I'm lazy? Why not actually say these things to my face?   
   
If you had the "balls" to type that behind a Facebook profile, then why was it so hard to tell me this like a normal human being by physically speaking to me?   
   
Are you too scared? Are you too afraid that if you said this to my face that it'll back fire? So instead you did it over the internet?   
   
Seriously, so far all you've done was accuse me of failing in life, been proved wrong by me multiple times and yet you're too stubborn to realise YOU ARE WRONG.   
   
In short, this is my life, get the 						****					 out of it, you ignorant bitch.   
   
^ That is what you should say.
funniest comment will be my closing statement in irl argument

Okay, challenge accepted...here's what you should say:

Listen, just because your life didn't turn out the way you want doesn't mean you have to right to control mine to the way you see fit.

I don't give a **** that you're my "step-mother", also I don't give a **** if my father supports your terrible excuse of an argument.

What's even worse is that you chose to say these things to me via a Facebook message, and yet you say I'm lazy? Why not actually say these things to my face?

If you had the "balls" to type that behind a Facebook profile, then why was it so hard to tell me this like a normal human being by physically speaking to me?

Are you too scared? Are you too afraid that if you said this to my face that it'll back fire? So instead you did it over the internet?

Seriously, so far all you've done was accuse me of failing in life, been proved wrong by me multiple times and yet you're too stubborn to realise YOU ARE WRONG.

In short, this is my life, get the **** out of it, you ignorant bitch.

^ That is what you should say.
User avatar #214 to #86 - SeoYummy (07/13/2012) [-]
No, no. This is what you should say:

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#26 - CIS White Male (07/13/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Here you go OP, I made this for you.
Here you go OP, I made this for you.
User avatar #112 - thespianation (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!

^That should be your ending argument.
#27 - trollxmaster (07/13/2012) [-]
<hfw his dad and stepmom lock him in the basement and rape him.
#248 - zombieplayground ONLINE (07/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Why is everyone calling OP a spoiled bitch? The other post said he worked two jobs to meet ends meet and still goes to college? The **** funnyjunk?
#492 - CIS White Male (07/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
At least it's not a dirty secrets post.
#50 - anormalbrony (07/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
what a cunt. why would she talk about something so personal on a pm? And why did she keep saying youre going nowhere in your life? you stated you were on summer vacation, you stated you had a job, and you stated that you were actually going to school. i hope your father realizes that she was wrong to criticize you so harshly
#585 - EpicTie (07/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
can you set up a video tape at you're dads house on Saturday? I really want to see this **** go down.
#496 - walkingdisaster (07/13/2012) [-]
And after Saturday OP was never heard from again.
User avatar #650 - cundelicious (07/13/2012) [+] (6 replies)
When you go over to the house on saturday
-open the door
-get on the floor
-everybody do the dinosaur
#169 - CIS White Male (07/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Dude.

Chin up, confident look and these FB messages as a solid proof. Do not argue at loud with her, because she'll just pull you down on her level and beat you with experience. While she's throwing hysterical accusations at you (or something similar loud verbal response), do not give in to your anger, but confront her with solid look in your eyes. Fly low and be smart. Most of all, stay frosty. You have my support.

Well, as a closing argument, I rather recommend a victorious gaze on her. But since I can't help myself ...

"Now that all the evidence is present and accounted for, I employ you to cease and desist from your position of a whiny butthurt female. You, madam, are a disgrace and failure of a woman. I'm not implying that your looks and people skills are equivalent to a discount Somalian escort, but my father deserves much better than your judgmental accusations against his own son."

Have fun.
User avatar #523 - moosehat (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Please OP, record that argument
#493 - CIS White Male (07/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
OP is typical spoiled faggot
#497 to #493 - CIS White Male (07/13/2012) [-]
OP works and lives on his own and goes to school. OP doesn't live with stepmom. OP shouldn't have to do chores at a house he doesn't even live at. He only visits on weekends. You don't make guests do housework, that's just wrong.
#775 - CIS White Male (07/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OP sorry to say that wasn't very wise. Not because you're in the wrong or something, but riling her up and making her angry at you is only going to cause you problems. Letting go of your pride here and pretending to agree with her (to some extent) would go a long way towards defusing the situation.

Handling people 101: Never argue with or insult people. Because there is no 'winning' an argument. Even if you manage to use logic and reason to shoot someone's argument full of holes, the only thing you'll 'win' is that person's bad will. The question you need to ask yourself is 'does it really matter?'. If the answer is no, then don't engage, instead letting them have that one. Do this and you'll be a much happier person, and people will like you more too.
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User avatar #286 - gwegw (07/13/2012) [-]
So, the guy lives away from home, works his arse off and pays through college himself... and this bitch thinks he still has to do chores and is immature? WTF?

and the line: "I wouldn/t be surprised if he doesnt want you to visit anymore"
Sounds like a threat. Who the **** does she think she is suggesting such a dicked up thing?!
"OMGZ IDC YOU BETTER DO WOT I SAYS COZ I IS MARRIED TO YA DADZ. HE TOTES GONNA DISOWN YOU" <-- what she sounds like
#605 - barkhorn (07/13/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I want to know what happens....you better upload it.
I want to know what happens....you better upload it.
User avatar #300 - noodlelover (07/13/2012) [+] (9 replies)
OP....i swear to you GIVE US HER NAME we will troll her for you my brother from FJ do it man.....i wanna troll her ass so bad spam her wall...or even raid that **** with gore
#309 to #300 - anonumoos (07/13/2012) [-]
Remember trolling in a art.

If we all just get on Facebook and start spamming her like dumb kids then nothing will get done other then she blocks everything.

Take time, explain to her how and why she is the foolish immature one, a few people can even go undercover and act to be on her side, diging deep into her mind and info, learning everything there is to know about her. Her hobbies, her friends, her job, her hopes her dreams, her address.
Then some time down the road we all use everything we have learned about her to make her world fall apart,
Welcome to the long con.
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