This guy is my hero

DEAF
I am a deaf person hut I was hearing. I became
deaf at the age of 5, wihich gave me a small grasp of hearing/ speaking
english before I became deaf. I' ll be tunning " years old next month
and I suppose I could share some facts with you silly faggots atract how
it is to be deaf and some of the random shit that deaf people go
on a daily basis. This is my first on
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1 Deaf people have their own symbol.
2 The idea for text messaging originated in the early 90' s
for deaf people to communicate long distance.
But for some fucking reason,
hearing people find it much
more fascinating than we do.
3 Ever wonder how deaf people wake in the meming to alarms?
Simple: I have a alain clock with a round vibrating disk
attached to my hed.
Whenever the alarm goes
off, the round disk begins
to vibrate.
4 Statistically, deaf people are safer drivers than hearing
people and are less likely to cause an accident. And yes, I
have my drivers license.
Remember, hearing people
talk on the phone while
driving and/ or turn their
volume on the car radio
extremely loud that they
can' t hear anything outside.
so loud tonail can feel my can
sacar-" vibrating.
hearing people
DUMB BITCH
5 Speaking of driving, whenever! get pulled over try a cop,
all I have to do is show him my DDAD Teat Driver Visor
card) and they let me go without a ticket or vanning.
More of a rumor than an actual fact, but it is said that
mimes originated from the deaf culture.
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7 some deaf people, it they know how to sign good enougn,
can sign and maintain two conversations with two
different people at the same time. Multitasking ftw!
w k This is accomplished
try using each hand to
sign to each person.
Now here are some personal facts about myself...
8 Despite my lack of hea ing, I as well as - other deaf
people can still speak. I know how to say short phrases
sentences such as ‘Nice to meet you' or 'Fuckfag' or 'OP is
baggot'.
However, my hearing friends
have told me I sound like a
complete retard when I speak.
They are rignt.
9 I am a natural at video games. with good hand/ finger
cordination and keen eye sight (which is my dominant
sense since I am deaf), I plow certain video games
such as , Portal, (, and even Tetris. "
it' s a fast paced and competitive game, I'
already played it.
one prollem though when I
play FPS is that i is hard
to stay live long as assault
infantry or skirmish units,
due to my lack of hearing
of whats going on around
me. so most of the time I' m
stuck with playing the
sniper in any FPS game.
I hate to brag, hut I' m also very I "[ SIN
savvy at Starcraft in competitive ‘ '' I IBIT
matcher's. Ser usly, click the l
link in the description to see my
SDI profile.
Starcraft is so intense on fast
paced gameplay (not to mention
strategy?. Any deaf person can BIIT “III!” I III] Is' N
be and at it. i I} WINNING
1 , enougn about fucking video games. Let' s discuss music.
there are certain memes on threads that I don' t fully
understand, such as "chocolate Rain", ‘Man Cat", "Friday try
Black" or "Sparta Remix". The list goes on.
From what I can
tell, white people
can NOT dance.
Now thumb that shit.
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