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Sandbox
Very Nice
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS BEEN WORKING ON A
SANDBOX FOR HIS TWO KIDS FOR THE LAST FEW
WEEKS. HE MENTIONED WANTING TO POUR CEMENT
INTO THE BOTTOM TO PREVENT THE ROOTS OF
A NEARBY TREE FROM SPROUTING UP THROUGH
THE SAND IN THE FUTURE. I SUGGESTED HE MOLD
DINOSAUR FOSSILS INTO THE CEMENT, AS THE
KIDS WILL INEVITABLY DIG TO THE BOTTOM OF THE
BOX ONE DAY. HE TOOK THE IDEA AND IMPROVED IT.
NEVER IN 65 MILLION YEARS HAS THERE BEEN A
SANDBOX THIS AWESOME.
THE BEST PART?
THE KIDS GET TO DISCOVER IT ON THEIR OWN.
SANDBOX FOR HIS TWO KIDS FOR THE LAST FEW
WEEKS. HE MENTIONED WANTING TO POUR CEMENT
INTO THE BOTTOM TO PREVENT THE ROOTS OF
A NEARBY TREE FROM SPROUTING UP THROUGH
THE SAND IN THE FUTURE. I SUGGESTED HE MOLD
DINOSAUR FOSSILS INTO THE CEMENT, AS THE
KIDS WILL INEVITABLY DIG TO THE BOTTOM OF THE
BOX ONE DAY. HE TOOK THE IDEA AND IMPROVED IT.
NEVER IN 65 MILLION YEARS HAS THERE BEEN A
SANDBOX THIS AWESOME.
THE BEST PART?
THE KIDS GET TO DISCOVER IT ON THEIR OWN.
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#13
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thriteenkid (07/12/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
Story time-
So when I was about 16 my parents asked me to build a sandbox for my younger siblings, I spent the weekend building and when I finished I went to go get them, When I walked outside with them my neighbor (a crazy cat lady) opens her door about three of her cats run outside and sprint toward the newly built sandbox, I watched in horror as they looked at me and released their feline feces all over it, It was a sad day for sandboxes
So when I was about 16 my parents asked me to build a sandbox for my younger siblings, I spent the weekend building and when I finished I went to go get them, When I walked outside with them my neighbor (a crazy cat lady) opens her door about three of her cats run outside and sprint toward the newly built sandbox, I watched in horror as they looked at me and released their feline feces all over it, It was a sad day for sandboxes
He should've put a chinese guy down even deeper, so the kids fucking freak and think they dug through to China.
#304
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tonyspinners (07/13/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Kids get into new sandbox
>Dig until they reach the bottom
>See dinosaur
>Scream and shit everywhere in site
>Notice it's fa-
Oh fuck it this joke is going to suck and we ALL know it's inevitably going to end in "and everybody walked the dinosaur"
>Dig until they reach the bottom
>See dinosaur
>Scream and shit everywhere in site
>Notice it's fa-
Oh fuck it this joke is going to suck and we ALL know it's inevitably going to end in "and everybody walked the dinosaur"
Imagine yourself out one beautiful summer day as a 4-5 year old
>Little plastic shovel
>Digging there
>Find THAT
>Shit yourself
>Never go near it again.
>Awwww
>Little plastic shovel
>Digging there
>Find THAT
>Shit yourself
>Never go near it again.
>Awwww
When I become a father, I really want to be there for my kids, and I want to experience their adventures with them <3 =P.. I didn't have a great dad so I want to be good for my kids.