Vanessa. I HATED that week, It kinda scared me for about 4 months and now i stay away from chicks named Vanessa.. true story.. Emery time.... T had last my virginity at the age of 13 in Vegas, a girl named . sshe was eheut "7/ tti) net the prettiest face but a great hedy. And when my buddies and T are just eheut ready leave, Matt {buddy #1) tells us ene of the wemen who werks
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Vanessa

I HATED that week, It kinda scared me for about 4 months and now i stay away from chicks named Vanessa..
true story.

Emery time....
T had last my virginity at the age of 13
in Vegas, a girl named . sshe was
eheut "7/ tti) net the prettiest face but a
great hedy. And when my buddies and T are
just eheut ready leave, Matt {buddy #1)
tells us ene of the wemen who werks at the
joint we were staying in was a transvestite
we all ask who it is in curiosity and guess
the name he says...? AHEHEH. And they didn' t
knew that i fucked shalom and this day
they still den' t knew. faek You "Vanessa"
...
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#6 - iFail (07/12/2012) [+] (10 replies)
"Fuck you Vanessa."
You already did, OP.

Also, in this occasion, OP is most certainly a fag.
#22 - jesusmcbatmanjones (07/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
What if they knew you fucked her and only said that to mess with you. And all these years you think you fucked a tranny.
What if they knew you fucked her and only said that to mess with you. And all these years you think you fucked a tranny.
User avatar #9 - eikakaka (07/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
What hapends in vegas stays in vegas
#12 to #9 - plox (07/12/2012) [-]
what happens in Vanessa stays in Vanessa
#20 - rriii (07/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
was it really your neighbors dad too?
#25 - gravitysandwich (07/12/2012) [-]
finally loses virginity, transvestite.
#130 - ronyx (07/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
So I'm confused (no pun intended) how did OP not notice it?
So I'm confused (no pun intended) how did OP not notice it?
#2 - kdiddlid (07/12/2012) [-]
THIS IS PERFECT FOR YOU!!! i knew i had it for a reason ^_^
THIS IS PERFECT FOR YOU!!! i knew i had it for a reason ^_^
#23 - N. Korean citizen (07/12/2012) [-]
> Buddy loss his virginity to girl name Vanessa
> Told the other guys
> Make him think he fuck a transvestite
> Never told him the true
> Til this day thinks he fuck a transvestite
#155 - iheartdip (07/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
what OP lost his virginity to
#3 - N. Korean citizen (07/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
How do you have sex with someone and not notice that its a transvestite ?
#138 - carelisbeingboned (07/13/2012) [-]
Been there, done that.
#211 - travisdurandal (07/13/2012) [-]
MFW my girlfriend is called Vanessa...
MFW my girlfriend is called Vanessa...
#184 - breakfastlunch (07/13/2012) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #38 - asmodeu ONLINE (07/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Didn't it strike you, for at least one damn second that:
1. "She" has an Adam's apple
2. "She" wants only anal sex
3. "She" has balls and a cock

?
#15 - nazguultje (07/12/2012) [-]
I though of this after reading vanessa and vegas
#139 - slynglenthebaws (07/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Wouldnt you notice that she was a transvestite if you slept with her?
Wouldnt you notice that she was a transvestite if you slept with her?
User avatar #17 - MrDoopy (07/12/2012) [-]
how do you have sex with a transvestite and not know? unless he had a mangina?
User avatar #209 - ihadtoregister (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If by transvestite, you mean transsexual, then oh well, she was a chick.

If you actually mean transvestite or pre-op trasgendered, then how the fuck did you not notice?
#142 - brettyht (07/13/2012) [-]
I was expecting this to be filling the page
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