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This makes my randomness in D&D seem insignificant.

Awesome. very appropriate.

Fuck I love the Far Side

bear thread?

What the DM wants, the DM gets my friend.

Nice! My turn!

So we get beaten into submission and arrested. We were suspects in an undead attack on the city. At first we were lamenting our luck and kinda mad we were arrested. But then we started trying to break out of prison. So the Monk is looking around and he notices the wall next to him has a brick loose. So he kinda messes with it a bit and the whole wall between his cell and the next one crumbles. All our stuff is there. So we start using our bed sheets and stuff to pass equipment between cells. The rogue gets his thieves tools and starts getting us out. One guard comes back as the rogue unlocks his cell and the guard starts taunting him. The rogue says something to the effect of, "When's supper?" And the guard pulls his pants down and says, "I got your supper right here." At which point the rogue flings his door open, makes a sneak attack at the guard's exposed bits, and manages to make a freakin' CRIT with his Sneak Attack. So the rogue opens our cells. And my character and the Monk character proceed to mutilate the dead guy further. So we're getting ready to go, we hide the body in a bed when we hear more guards coming, hide in some other cells, and ambush the rest of the guards. We leave one alive as our hostage. So we're busting out of this prison, we get to a hall where some more guards are waiting. They're out in the open room, we're all in the hall, none of us are moving. So I decide, "Oh, why not?" I cast Light on a rock, toss it into the room and bluff, "Watch out guys, this spell's gonna hurt!" or something to that effect. 20 on my untrained bluff check. The guards scatter, we charge in and mop 'em up! We loot their evidence room, beat a random mimic, and prepare to make our escape. The captain of the guard is waiting for us, we leave the session just before we charge him and the DM says "Oh, what the hell? Level up!"

Sweet Jesus. I bet he has DR 60/Empra

Invulnerable save of 1++. At one time he shrugged off Titans' weapons.

I was on /tg/ when this happened. ...Now I feel like I witnessed creating of history

You have indeed, brother. Let's thank Someone Else and his drawfags for this fuckawesome. And that anon who thought up the whole thing.
First thread was wacky as hell, am I right?

"Tarrasque appears on Terra, what do?"
( a couple of posts along the lines of "The Emperor gets a new guard dog" and "A titan steps on it by accident".)
"The Emperor consumes its soul and inhabits its body. Behold, the Star Child."

Indeed it was. I was in original thread. Only later did I see this image but connecting dots was`t hard

He has people with pauldrons inside his pauldrons.

Yo Dawg, I heard you like pauldrons...

All he need is huge commesat hat and his authority will be supreme

Either that or...
Emperasue vs Horusthulu.
or Emperasque vs Deffboss.
or Emperasque vs Swarmlord.

pick one, or two, or none, or all.

I'm glad i could make you happy.

This was posted in 2012, how did you get here?
Wait, how did I get here?
What the fuck is going on?

ok