OH. MY. GOD.

It goes faster the longer you stare at it

i find that if you stare at his comment instead of his image, it goes faster.

what is this wizardry??

Oh my god it does 0_0

it goes faster when you takes ur eyes off it O_o creepy

They are playing with their fucking tails...

I knew they used those for more than having sex!

how the fuck do you get all of these

If you watch it out of the corner of your eye, it goes faster. D:

what was it

YES THIS IS DOG

I'm still watching this, waiting for one of them to miss... I think I'm going to be here a while.

Pull up a seat man...You're gonna want one.

Alright. The first one, I thought "Okay, he probably just typed in animals playing ping pong or something. No big deal."
Then you post this.
What the fuck, man. I love it when you post this stuff. It makes the comments just that much better :)

Got any popcorn?

Ofcourse Ragingbrony would have a reaction pic...

yu ruterd doags

No, it's the popped collar, fake tan, and douche sideburns with cocky, Im-the-best-thing-since-sliced-bread attitude that = instant douchebag

What's wrong with confidence, that's what women like. Why is it BAD thing if someone is very confident in themselves. I think that quality should be admired, not shunned. And so what if he's got a popped collar, fake tan, and sideburns, why does it matter if he's happy looking that way? Women wear makeup to make themselves happy with their looks, why shouldn't men be allowed the same rights to do things to make themselves feel better?

I don't know why you're in the negative side of thumbs, you're spot on.

There is a such thing as OVERconfidence though. I agree with you, but the key point of a douche is underserved/over confidence

It's easier for people to bash on people for being what they wish they could be, instead of changing themselves into something better.

>something better.

because being an overly tan, musclebound douchebag that doesn't respect women is SO much better, right?

And you know he's a douchebag that doesn't respect women how? He asked to have sex, how's that douchebaggy? That's what every guy wants when they go out, he's just ballsy enough to ask. He never insulted her, he never treated her badly, she AGREED to go, so he never forced her. And what's the problem with him being tan and muscley? If it makes him feel better about himself I don't see a problem.

Sorry but not every guy who isn't a pussy is a douchebag, not ever confident guy is an asshole to women, confidence does not mean you're a douchebag, it just means you aren't a chicken shit when it comes to talk to girls, and confidence is what girls LIKE.

as far as i'm concerned, any man that goes up to random women and asks them for sex is a disrespectful douchebag. and she's a whore.

Oh yes excuse the comic maker while he adds 5 to 6 more panels with the conversation between the two just for you, because that was the whole point of the comic right? The conversation that would lead to him asking? He did nothing to show he was a douchebag before, but because the comic maker didn't add a whole bunch of useless things to lead up to what is an important part of the story (them going away together) that MUST make him a douchebag, while displaying no other forms of douchebag-ness. I'm so sorry the comic maker didn't make it lengthy and got to the point, that must be so hard for your brain :(

thank you sniperkitty....

you have changed my outlook for what qualifies as a douche.... i commend you sir for having such knowledge and understanding that we funnyjunk lacks

and uhidk is a dick. i hate when people be like "huuurrrr she's a whore just because she sleeps with everyone." girls can't enjoy sex also? if a guy wants a lot of sex he's normal, but a girl wants alot and she's a whore? that is just so stupid and simple minded. i don't believe there are whores. the only thing that makes you a whore is if you using your body for money, service, item, to gain something, etc. if you fucking just for the sake of fucking, then you just fucking love sex!! and if anyone pulls out that goddamn analogy about the keys and locks, i will rape your skull and shit it it!!! that analogy is fucking stupid!


tl;dr. girls aren't whores just because they like sex.

I agree, both sexes should be able to express their sexuality without judgement. It's one of the most natural things about us humans, it shouldn't be as condemned as it is. A woman engages in a lot of sex, she's a whore , a man does it, he's a hero among men, a player or sleaze among women. It's crazy the guilt we put on people for wanting to have sex, seems like such a backwards idea.

i like you.

you are like the least simple minded person ive met.

I like you too ^_^

If someone isn't hurting anyone else, and living their life the way they wish, then we should be happy for them, and then live our lives the way we wish. As long as we don't harm anyone else then you can live however you want. I think it's crazy to judge soley on looks.... oh he has a spray tan and muscles he must be a douchebag.... oh she's barely covered with clothes, she must be a slut.... that douchebag might be the nicest guy in the whole world, that slut may be getting her doctorate degree.

My best friend looks like a prude, she looks very uppity, very girly, very unapproachable, and some based on her looks may call her a dumb snobby bitch.... but she graduated college a year early and speaks 5 languages (other than English) fluently, she has brains that match her beauty and she's the most down to earth girl you will ever meet, but nobody would know that by looking at her. I wouldn't want to be judged for something as foolish as the way I'm dressed or the people I have relations with, there is so much more to a person than how they appear on the surface.

well that's just the backwards society we live in.
i know the whole whore thing stems from how women were meant to have only one partner back in the day. and if she slept with anyone before marriage, she's a whore. but i thought we been left the dark ages of suppression.

the same with how someone being tan, confident, and bearing pink shirts makes you douche. that just stems from jealous people wishing they could be that confident, so they ridicule that person to make themselves feel better.

I'm black but i don't dress black, dont talk black, and don't act like the stereotype in anyway, and my voice was isn't deep. but back in freshman year, you don't know how many people thought i was gay just because i didn't act like their expectations. felt bad man.

I understand the black thing, the first guy I kissed was a black guy. He never acted, talked, or dressed black either. He was very smart, very sweet, and very popular. But when we hit high school it got hard for him, people called him "oreo" stupid name but they called him that because he was black but acted white and would always date white women, hang out with the white kids and play x-box with us. He was our football star in high school though, didn't let any of those people get to him, and he has lots of friends and he's starting his career as a teacher and football coach now. It's a shame for the people who decided to make fun of him and judge him, they will never know the real him, and he's a great guy, even though we now live across the country he's always a good person to have as a friend.

This seems rather suitable.

Interedasting

Can't reply anymore

same fucking time. awesome. does this count as dubs?

Contribootin

At least this one didn't put the punchline in the title...

I just hope someone rolls that and is just confused as hell

hi there Not Ray Bingo!

Seems fine to me.

Seems legit.

oh god not again

your post made me want to use this...

Agreed, though, it IS impossible for her to knock him out, drag him to her place and keeel him.
Just saying there is no flaw in the logic allthough that'd be stupid ^^

wtf?

"They're mine, I own them."

Own? That isn't a very nice way to be talkin' about these bitches.

Which episode is that from?

episode 1 of season 9 i believe

Thank you good sir.

not a problem

Thank you! My girlfriend HATES people like that. She like respectful speech and whatnot.

Don't we all. Sadly if men decided to just go about their lives, they would find other females that arn't looking to hook up, so a better possibility of connections
#logic

congradulations