Delivery

>raining really hard
>streets flooding
>decide to order a pizza
>foreign pizza delivery guy
>could barely speak english
>looks absolutely miserable
>feels bad, man
>Invite him in for a slice and a drink
>give him a 30% tip

So you fucks did that on purpose?

I worked at Dominos for 3 fucking years, and every single time it rained I had to deliver. I hated it. I hated it so much. Imagine how mad a cat is when it comes in from a thunderstorm. That's me every time some fucking customer thinks it's okay to order during a hurricane.

**Deception rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at Cap'n Hook ** make it extra wet

Ok,I don't mind "Trolls"But that is just being a dick.
Some fucking douchebag ordered 3 large pizzes
and I had to fucking take them to him,when I got to his faggot house.
he complained that the pizzas were wet and refused to pay for it.
He saied I give it to him free,or he would have me fired.
I just gae it to that douche and when I go back,my manegar
took it out of my pay check.
I fucking hate you OP.

You people are the reason my job is terrible. I know it's my job and all, being a pizza delivery guy, but I don't get insurance through the company and some dickweed ordered a fucking feast while it was hailing golfballs.

A good number of my friends worked as pizza delivery people...I know it's their job, but still would make me feel kinda bad...>.>

Good thing I'm underwater.

If you are going to remove the watermark at least do it right dammit! Use crop tool or fuck9gag.com next time.

**downwiththesicknes rolled a random image posted in comment #6176 at Reaction Images ** mfw I'm a pizza delivery driver reading this comic

People like you are the worst kind of customers.

this is what you do when the pizza arrives

"Okay family, do you want to go out tonight? Or should we just stay in and make spaghetti? I bought noodles and sauce today and maybe it can be fun to-"

*starts raining slightly*

"OH SWEET JESUS IT'S RAINING! EVERYONE DROP WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU WERE DOING AND GET INTO THE CLOSET I'M ORDERING PIZZA BEFORE WE ALL DIE!"

I work at a big chain and this is how I imagine things going down whenever it rains and we get raped.

Delivery guy's face when...

His tip

YFW
<This happens

"When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scare..,
just grab your thunder buddyyy~ and say these magic words.
FUCK YOU Thunder!
you can suck my dick ,
you can't get me thunder
cuz you just gods farts (fart noise)"