Things That Freak Me Out. These are just a few of the things I dislike<br /> Edit omg I had no idea this would make it to the top page, thanks alot peeps  things that Freak me out
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Things That Freak Me Out

These are just a few of the things I dislike<br />
*Edit* omg I had no idea this would make it to the top page, thanks alot peeps =) I'll think about making a newer longer one, taking some of your comments and whatnot.

THINGS THAT FREAK ME [AND You) DUTI-
1 - WHEN YOUR AT
2. WHEN you GD TD THE AND THUR
IS ALREADY ‘WET.
B. WHEN You SEE A SPIDER, BUT DIDN' T MANAGE
To CATCH IT.
a. WHEN You FIND HAIR IN Your HAZE]! THAT
T HATCH YOURS.
ts. WHEN You SEE A FLIBBLE IN API .
G. WHEN You ARE my To FALL ASLEEP,
AND You How To BREATHE.
P. WAIN You [ ATE? TD FART, BUT
HAVE TD QUICKLY HOLD, AS THU REESE [T [ ****
JUST A FART.
B. WHEN You ENTER Your Room, To FIND Your
HUM USING Your INTERNET", AND You HAVEN' T
DELETED Your H[ .
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#7 - FranticPancakes **User deleted account** (04/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
........You forget how to breath?.........
#11 - AnalBuccaneer **User deleted account** (04/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
that thing where you're 70% asleep and you suddenly think you're falling so you like jump ten feet in your bed
User avatar #32 - anOakTree (04/29/2010) [+] (8 replies)
things that freak me out are

1.chainsaws
2.bigger chainsaws
3.EVEN BIGGER CHAINSAWS
4.matches or anything that makes fire
5.hippies. they want to touch me innapropriately
6.beetles. those ******* are likes aids to us
7.termites. SUPER AIDS!!!!
User avatar #22 - ElmosPornWorld (04/29/2010) [-]
It also scares the **** out of me when my foot is hanging off my bed when I'm trying to sleep and I think of someone underneath my bed getting ready to grab it.
User avatar #20 - LouBitgood (04/28/2010) [-]
2: Sorry, I dunk your toothbrush in the toilet 4: I'm also ******* your girlfriend
#23 - Rnkins (04/29/2010) [-]
Yesterday morning I woke up with a HUGE wad of blue tape in my hand. Where it came from, I'll never know.
User avatar #19 - JimiHendrix (04/28/2010) [-]
1, 3, and 6
whenever i see my dog stare at nothing i automatically think theres a ghost right there that i cant see
User avatar #4 - epicwincomments (04/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
1 and 3 are funny but the rest....meh.
User avatar #6 to #4 - iDaarn (04/28/2010) [-]
At least I got u with a couple =)
#45 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (04/29/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I'm just freaked out by anything that can melt or destroy crayons.
User avatar #18 - SilverHammer (04/28/2010) [-]
I use a laptop, and she doesn't know the password! HA!
User avatar #16 - kawaiineko (04/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
My biggest fear is swimming in a lake and something touches my feet.
#2 - PhilosIstoner (04/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
change #6 to "when i get high" and you've got a perfect list
#5 to #3 - fukluvmakesammichs (04/28/2010) [-]
i managed to convince myself i was sitting the other side of the room, i opened my eyes, everyone had moved and i freaked out a small bit, then it was explained to me i was acting weird (hadnt moved) and my mates gf wanted to be near him so everyone shuffled about. aaah weed makes normal **** awesome
User avatar #35 - Boonytoons (04/29/2010) [-]
9. When you hear things moving in your room when your just about to go to sleep, and when you turn the light on, they stop.
#15 - marteboi (04/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
blahh, i had a friend over and fell asleep, i realized i was asleep and couldnt wake up, i tried moving and all i could see was black, for three ******* hours i struggeled and tryed to scream or move, finally i got enough strength to move my arm, and that woke me up. i told my friend what was happening and he said "yeah i noticed, it looked like you were having a nightmare so i let you sleep"
#14 - KillStealinAHol (04/28/2010) [-]
number 8, thats how my mom found out i knew about [url deleted] many moons ago
User avatar #1 - Mnemic (04/28/2010) [-]
OMG!! This is so true...
User avatar #38 - felixcorpus (04/29/2010) [-]
when you sneeze and dog hairs come out
#30 - awesomosaurous **User deleted account** (04/29/2010) [-]
no no no trying to go to the bathroom in the dark
your duvet falling off you for no reason (usually because you didnt tuck it in properly)
User avatar #26 - vaughndrew (04/29/2010) [-]
it looks like ill be the first to admit that number 7 has happened to me on more than one occasion...and it sucks too cuz they all seem to happen when your at ******* school
User avatar #21 - WildStylez (04/29/2010) [-]
1 and 3 most defiantly
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