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#795 - smasterofpuppets (07/11/2012) [-]
God god, I hate my life. This brings back so much depression. Just last week my friends told me for 3 straight hours my life sucks, and all my problems exist because I'm still a fucking virgin.
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#817 to #795 - N. Korean citizen (07/11/2012) [-]
Dude, your friend is gay. Hes so in the closet.

"Lol zomg u hav to l0z ur virginity to b a man rite?!"
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#798 to #795 - N. Korean citizen (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #797 to #795 - rel (07/11/2012) [-]
Dude, life doesn't revolve around sex. Live your life and don't listen to your asshole friend.
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User avatar #799 to #797 - smasterofpuppets (07/11/2012) [-]
that's what I thought, so I never gave a fuck. Focused on school, work, etc. It's only now I realize, a man gets no respect when he doesn't get any. Not only from males, but also girls don't want to date you if they find out you're still a virgin.
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User avatar #800 to #799 - rel (07/11/2012) [-]
How old are you, by chance?
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User avatar #805 to #802 - rel (07/11/2012) [-]
Meh. If women are being such stuck-up bitches about it, then they're not worth your time.
Get one really shit-faced drunk and have sex with her (if she consents). Don't tell them you're a virgin, either.
If worse comes to worse, hire a prostitute.
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User avatar #806 to #805 - smasterofpuppets (07/11/2012) [-]
not hiring a prostitute.
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User avatar #815 to #806 - rel (07/11/2012) [-]
And just remember this:
Nikola Tesla, the greatest genius who ever lived, lived to be 86 years old and was a celibate his ENTIRE LIFE.
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User avatar #812 to #806 - rel (07/11/2012) [-]
Then dude, just don't mention you're a virgin. If you do, you just gotta wait for a girl who will respect that. I know they're hard to find, but they're out there. Don't give up hope.
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