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#197
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cuntism (07/10/2012) [-] Reckon I could trump that, apparenly some dude is coming all the way from the US sometime this week to fight me...
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cuntism (07/10/2012) [-] You sire have a genius that dwarfs us mere mortals, I shall carry out this task with gusto! (lol now I can't get the accent the weightlifters from family guy have out of my head).
I know this is a real shitty mindset to have, and even before I type this comment I can already smell the torrent of red thumbs, but I would fucking LOVE it if it actually happened.
I had a pretty shitty youth, constantly fighting (never me starting em, was only white guy in a black gang area) as mid teens came around, dealing drugs I found more and more I was not only fighting with barely any provication, but was enjoying the hell out of it.
Then I met my GF and I changed so much, in the 7 years together had less than 10 fights, all of them while out on the town and it's someone starting on me, and as much as I don't wanna be the guy that I used to be, I still get such a euphoric rush when I can sense a fight is gonna happen.
The douche is strong in this one :(
I know this is a real shitty mindset to have, and even before I type this comment I can already smell the torrent of red thumbs, but I would fucking LOVE it if it actually happened.
I had a pretty shitty youth, constantly fighting (never me starting em, was only white guy in a black gang area) as mid teens came around, dealing drugs I found more and more I was not only fighting with barely any provication, but was enjoying the hell out of it.
Then I met my GF and I changed so much, in the 7 years together had less than 10 fights, all of them while out on the town and it's someone starting on me, and as much as I don't wanna be the guy that I used to be, I still get such a euphoric rush when I can sense a fight is gonna happen.
The douche is strong in this one :(
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cuntism (07/10/2012) [-] lmao that picture fits so well.
Re-reading that makes me sound like a bully, I've never faught anyone who didn't wanna fight , I've never hit an unconcious person (knowingly).
Only exceptions were my sister's ex-bf who decided dumping her wasn't painful enough so put her hand in a window and slamming it so bad her finger was hanging off, a guy who had been winding me up for hours then hit my gf in front of me, and a guy i caught with a roofied up girl trying to get her in a cubicle to i assume rape her.
o wow holy shit I've just realised something...all 3 of those people came away with pretty much the same injury - broken cheek/jaw/teeth missing (i was only 12 when it happened to my sis he was 16 so swung a cricket bat in his face, smashed his teeth and jaw, the guy in the toilet I slammed his face into the cistern but they were angled to stop people doing drugs off of them so it took out his teeth [lost my job but the girl was so grateful that she claimed she faught back and did it by accident, he had to go along with it or she'd press charges] and the guy I headbutted dunno how many times, lost a lot of teeth)
And I really don't care how bad those sound, those ones I'll be proud of until the day I die
Re-reading that makes me sound like a bully, I've never faught anyone who didn't wanna fight , I've never hit an unconcious person (knowingly).
Only exceptions were my sister's ex-bf who decided dumping her wasn't painful enough so put her hand in a window and slamming it so bad her finger was hanging off, a guy who had been winding me up for hours then hit my gf in front of me, and a guy i caught with a roofied up girl trying to get her in a cubicle to i assume rape her.
o wow holy shit I've just realised something...all 3 of those people came away with pretty much the same injury - broken cheek/jaw/teeth missing (i was only 12 when it happened to my sis he was 16 so swung a cricket bat in his face, smashed his teeth and jaw, the guy in the toilet I slammed his face into the cistern but they were angled to stop people doing drugs off of them so it took out his teeth [lost my job but the girl was so grateful that she claimed she faught back and did it by accident, he had to go along with it or she'd press charges] and the guy I headbutted dunno how many times, lost a lot of teeth)
And I really don't care how bad those sound, those ones I'll be proud of until the day I die
