When I log on to Facebook

Inconceivable!

"hacking" the sound cats make when they start to vomit....

Silly peoples, hacking requires something sharp!

Hacking = programming.
Cracking = what the facebook fags think hacking is.
Cracking = what most people think hacking is.

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Jargon file:
hacker: n.

[originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe]

1. A person who enjoys exploring the details of programmable systems and how to stretch their capabilities, as opposed to most users, who prefer to learn only the minimum necessary. RFC1392, the Internet Users' Glossary, usefully amplifies this as: A person who delights in having an intimate understanding of the internal workings of a system, computers and computer networks in particular.

2. One who programs enthusiastically (even obsessively) or who enjoys programming rather than just theorizing about programming.

3. A person capable of appreciating hack value.

4. A person who is good at programming quickly.

5. An expert at a particular program, or one who frequently does work using it or on it; as in ‘a Unix hacker’. (Definitions 1 through 5 are correlated, and people who fit them congregate.)

6. An expert or enthusiast of any kind. One might be an astronomy hacker, for example.

7. One who enjoys the intellectual challenge of creatively overcoming or circumventing limitations.

8. [deprecated] A malicious meddler who tries to discover sensitive information by poking around. Hence password hacker, network hacker. The correct term for this sense is cracker.

Hacking, "I'm gonna hack you with my broadsword!! GRAH!!" *sputter sputter* "you just hacked me with your broad sword! UGWAAAAHHH!!!!"

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Girls: 'omg hackd by debbie <3<3<3 anna is da best <3<3'

Guys: 'I like dick.'

best. movie. ever.

One of my fb friends posted a status along the lines of "How is it possible that [one of his friends] can like my status less than 20 seconds after it was posted?"
and someone else commented "[that friend] is a troll" and he got a bunch of likes.
How liking a status make you a troll?

"My name is facebook douchebag.Prepare to be hacked."

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