Oh Frankie...

Here, you may need this.

oh lawd i havent loled that hard in a long time

It's a brand of gum, which has commercials beginning with the statement "This is what it's like to chew Five Gum." followed by some sort of obsurd nonsense that's supposed to look cool. I think the 9/11 thing would make for a better commercial myself.

So you have womenly locks too?

I do indeedy :D

:D

I enjoy the long hair-dness

Indeed.

dat hair

then you must have never heard of Frankie Boyle before this post, the man does not give a shit about peoples feelings, if he can make a joke out of it he will, and they are fucking funny

indeed i have not heard of him
but seems like he puts comedy first regardless of the consequences and i can respect that

people get butt hurt about his jokes, but he just doesn't care

He was eventually kicked off of Mock the Week after his comment on Katie Prices son raping her...

I thought it was about the queen being so old her pussy was haunted?

Nope, he said something along the lines of Jordan needs a cage fighter as a boyfriend to stop [sons name] raping her. (her son was born with some kind of mental and physical disability.

no that was his show, he called her son a vegetable on it, a shit load of but hurt came so it got canceled.
he got kicked on MTW because he was making down syndrome jokes at a couple in the audience who had a kid with it

Ahh, okay.

No, he never got kicked off, he was advised to stop making so many insensitive jokes or he would be kicked off. He was getting sick of them cutting out all of his jokes from the final cut and not letting him take part in the wheel of news so he just left by himself.

I just made Frankie-boyle channel mate, few posts up already should check it out.

Welcome to the United Kingdom

**galkawhm rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Facts and Stuff ** I bet he can't masturbate to this.

sex toys?

More like Khalid IN-Mihdair.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh

I laughed more than i should have at this

Statically 9/11 Americans wont get that joke..

God damn it... I'm from the U.S and that one had me laughing hysterically. I'd give that joke a 9/11 for creativity.

Dude, don't say that, they're just plane wrong

Please go to him and smack him for me.

That's my way of showing affection, and Frankie will appreciate that more than a hug.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

I'm guessing you're from Northern Britain?

Really? I'm guessing he's from Scotland.

no scotland

Same thing

not really when allot of people want independence

and a lot of people want to stay in the union

I'm so sorry
I can't believe I did that
I apologize, I am nothing compared to you and your quoting skills
I was a fool for believing I could quote properly
Please look in your heart to forgive me and spare my dignity

that was underwhelming...Is it wrong I was expecting an explosion?

but.... HOW??!!