Jewelry in the night

.... Wat.

I spent a little too long on this.

This is a little better.

I'll go away now

why do i get the feeling this isn't the first gay porn you've made?

Because it isn't

*psst* the thief's pants are down too. delete before red thumbs

He's taking his family jewels.

HA! made me laugh harder than original post, thank you sir!

Also "upvote"?

This isn't Reddit.

......or 9gag

not overly, i'm just saying he went a little overboard. you can be original with faces. they are sometimes the best, because they are so interesting, and you've never seen them before

it's called a rage comic

MINECRAFT IS LEAKING INTO REAL LIFE! LOOK, THERE! AN ENDERMAN IS ON A BASKETBALL TEAM!

also capslock because fuck yeah

like your style

Well that was unfortunate...

I was waiting for someone to do that, the pic pretty much asked for it

*Refixed

Read the description

I know. The joke was just as bad as the grammar.

ok, so the wife got up to get some water when she noticed a robber in the house who then proceeded to steal all her jewelry and other stuff. so she calls her drunk husband who is about to enter his house and tells him about the robbery, he subsequently sees the robber and hangs up. he tackles the robber and the robber pleads to him and says he will give back the jewelry if you let me go but the husband says I'll let you keep the stolen items if you tell me how to enter the house without getting caught, they laugh, the end.

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