OC by me. lol cristens.. Adam Eve Caine Abel {Killed by his bro} So how the Fuck is humanity here'?. first off, adam and eve had many children. second, they were not the ONLY people, merely the FIRST. also dont make assumptions on how dumb someones beliefs are  OC by me lol cristens Adam Eve Caine Abel {Killed his bro} So how the Fuck is humanity here'? first off adam and eve had many children second they were not ONLY people merely FIRST also dont make assumptions on dumb someones beliefs are
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#58 - italianchef
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first off, adam and eve had many children. second, they were not the ONLY people, merely the FIRST.

also dont make assumptions on how dumb someones beliefs are unless you know what youre talking about
User avatar #66 to #58 - idontrepostatall [OP]
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shut up ******
User avatar #69 to #66 - iyr
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great rebuttal
User avatar #90 to #58 - alphawolffifteen
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Finally, some reason and research in motion instead of the typical "HUHUHUH YEAH, STUPID BIBLE"
#93 to #90 - italianchef
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well people like that are the reason people look down upon us christians. obviously we have all noticed that dumb and/or ignorant people spew nonsense regardless of truth or possibility. radicals are few, but are the loudest, generally
#74 to #58 - defesede
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So after God created Adam and Eve
He created more humans?
#76 to #74 - italianchef
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yeah pretty much
#77 to #76 - defesede
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Well, I was expecting an explanation, but you answered, looks like I must search the info myself
User avatar #81 to #77 - italianchef
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it says that he created more, but it doesnt specify on their lives or what they did like it does on adam and eve.
#120 to #81 - scousaj
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Did GOD put these people in the garden of Eden(?) and then they eat an apple from the forbidden tree, and were banished like Adam and Eve? Or did he just condemn them because of the actions of Adam and Eve, and never gave them a chance?
User avatar #126 to #120 - italianchef
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no he did not create the others in the garden of eden. he created them elsewhere. he privileged adam and eve with the garden because they were the first. he didnt condemn or banish the others (they couldnt be since he had created them elsewhere), only adam+eve because they ate the forbidden fruit (it was never said to be an apple)
#128 to #126 - scousaj
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I always considered it to be an apple (hence your "Adam's Apple"). However, that's beside the point, I thought one of the blessings was immortality; and by eating the fruit they doomed everybody to a mortal life. Please, if I'm wrong, tell me so... It's been a while since I read the bible.
User avatar #129 to #128 - italianchef
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honestly, i dont know if immortality was one of the blessings
#178 to #129 - struttndatass
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When someone tries to explain the plot holes in stories like these, there's always bound to tangle somewhere, but I honestly respect the bible for managing to stick through all this time, even though it literally speaking is no grounds for it to be defended and backed up word by word(as in the somewhat primitve brutality and punishment by god and all that). I wonder how long it will last in the modern world? we might actually be one of the last generations to truly withhold it as something more than cult lore....:p
#405 to #74 - efaillace
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Nonononononono! That's not what Catholics and most Christians believe happened, we recognize it as a story of creation to show the human/divine barrier and a big moment where adam and eve tried to cross that. It's a sort of stereotype that All Christians firmly believe this.
User avatar #365 to #74 - zombiebacon
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There's also a belief that Eve was not the first woman. God created Adam from the dust, and then created a woman named Lilith from the same earth. She left the Garden because she refused to be subservient to Adam and never came back.
#319 to #74 - treehuggerkiller
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no ... then human created humans... by sexing.... have a free picture of cat
User avatar #86 to #74 - aceofshadows
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Because God knew inbreeding was bad
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User avatar #17 to #16 - basklein
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That's not what it says in the Bible, and that answer is ******* retarded...
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#39 to #18 - anon id: b4b55d0f
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"After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters." Genesis 5:4
User avatar #80 to #39 - biomedic
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Adam lived 800 years? seems legit.
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User avatar #160 to #155 - biomedic
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It's biologically impossible for a human to live for 800 years, no matter what ancient literature says. or at least if they did, they would be a physiological mess :P
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User avatar #167 to #164 - biomedic
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k
User avatar #19 to #18 - basklein
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Look at the comment underneath this one... That is literally what it says in the Bible if I remember correctly... I had to read it because my grandparents are really religious. Also, I didn't mean to offend you, I was just saying that the protection of inbred stuff is really stupid. Sorry :D
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User avatar #21 to #20 - basklein
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I have no idea, I read a small Dutch Bible... :D
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User avatar #25 to #22 - basklein
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Also, someone thumbed down all our comments...
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User avatar #27 to #26 - basklein
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You too!
#147 - hydromatic
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Incest
#151 to #147 - moltrez
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Comment Picture
#5 - tharad
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User avatar #73 - AnAnon
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Anyone else notice that God is EFG? xD
#78 to #73 - hyperbear
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thats the ******* joke
thats the ******* joke
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#162 - flyingoat
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Allow me to explain.
#179 to #162 - anon id: f6d4ae65
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So THAT'S why girls go for bad boys. ****** bitch ruined it for the rest of us.
#169 to #162 - demonspawnedangel
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according to the bible Cain killed 1/4 of humanity single handedly.   
   
Hitler got nowhere close to that.   
   
who's the bad guy now?   
   
Christians: -1   
Atheist: 0
according to the bible Cain killed 1/4 of humanity single handedly.

Hitler got nowhere close to that.

who's the bad guy now?

Christians: -1
Atheist: 0
#234 to #169 - arkfire
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Cain was no hero to Jewish people or Christians, so how does that make any since?
User avatar #305 to #234 - demonspawnedangel
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because yes
#67 - thasuperpimp
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i remember making this the first time i saw this post....
User avatar #68 to #67 - idontrepostatall [OP]
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obv i made it lololol
#75 to #68 - anon id: 31ce89c0
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Today OP was the biggest faggot on FJ.
User avatar #91 to #67 - chituat
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That would make genetic disorders, right?

I think i remember something from 7th grade science about going up a family tree.
#341 - connorsg
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...the bible wasn't meant to be read literally. especially the old testament. parts of the new testament yes but the old testament is mostly meant to be symbolic. and besides you spelled Cain wrong.
#356 to #341 - ohemgeezus
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You idiot jesus cured AIDS and santa claus parted the black sea!!
#361 to #341 - monkii
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Yes it was, it was all intened to be read literally. Rule of thumb, unless Jesus says "Here's a parable" it is, in fact, supposed to be taken literally.
#372 to #361 - anon id: f2efca92
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Was jesus in the Old Testament ******?! was he?! read ************! readddddddddddddddd can you do that?! huh?! huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu?!
dsjflhsdfjgsdauikjdwkoxc809******************************* HE BROKE THE RULES HE BROKE THE RULES HE ******* BROKE THEM! WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DYE WOOL ******* **** ASS CUNT BROKE THE RULES! WHOLE GAME IS RUINED BROKE THE RULES DYED IT ******* BLUE SHIETT!