Oh god what did i say

Dude notifications are like a whore's legs - they may seem awesome but as soon as you open them, most of the time you're confronted by something nasty.

This fukken guy.

now you do

Bask in your notifications

**doctorjosh rolled a random image posted in comment #6858471 at FJ Pony Thread **

You're welcome

Guess what?

notification

**cherro rolls 090**

you do now

You have a notification

by now you are regretting this comment.

NOTIFI...

oh no nevermind...

.

Nigger

here's one.

don't feel bad heres one.

notification

good luck buddy

YOU LISTEN TO ME!

you wanna know why no one ever sends you messages, and why you don't ever get active alerts?

IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING

People feel inferior and jealous of your super sexy handsome good looks

IT IS ALSO BECAUSE YOU ARE SUPER WITTY AND FUNNY

People feel like they will be embarrassed by your wit and feel stupid because they are on a lower level than you!

YOU ARE SPECIAL AND ONE OF A KIND NOONE ELSE IS AS GOOD AT BEING YOU THAN YOU

YOU ARE SPECIAL AND I LOVE, YOU WILL SUCCEED IN LIFE, AND YOU WILL BE POPULAR AS PEOPLE ARE ATTRACTED TO YOUR PERSONALITY AND EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKS, I LOVE YOU, HAVE A GOOD LIFE

COME HERE

post porn an you'll get some

then I will befriend you bro!

I totally know that feel.

i have a notification for you

Lol, calm down guys im getting flooded here.

2 in an hour your really blazing up the charts huh but yeah what i didnt mention was when i posted a comment it was literally within 3 minutes i had close to 8 notifications and that was my first thought but i didnt mention it in the comic 1 i was lazy i didnt want to have to extend the canvas again 2 the more text you have apparently the easier it is to bother people
but as far as your notifications go its 5:40 in the morning here so i havent slept but i have a feeling alot of fj will still be asleep so your comment might get more recognition

Jesus.
Christ.
Dude.
Learn to use punctuation.. Tried reading that shit like you never stopped talking for a second.

later on

not anymore friend
im here for you

So you suck dicks?

<3~

thats not what your moms said when i put my dick in her ass

i ain't even mad
mfw

Or really hated.

You just said everyone is afraid to have an opinion. So you are also afraid to have an opinion.

**chaoticwaffle rolled a random image posted in comment #13009 at Cadence's Place ** I've got an opinion.. FOR YOUR MOM! Pic related

I think that was only his opinion on the matter.

Actually, I post my opinion all the time. Look at my comments, you'll see that I have a couple with more than 50 red thumbs on them, each.

Had that happen to me because I rolled a pedo pic.

**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Don't fuck with moms **

you are now notified!

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i regret my dubs

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You make frontpage OC gifs, of course you get a fuckton of notifications.

Just because you're Spiderman doesn't mean that you can do whatever you want. You're a hero, for god's sake.

wait...

What im confused sorry but what do you mean?