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Realistic instructions

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Submitted: 07/08/2012
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#21 - altairibnlaahad (07/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I was laughing pretty hard for some reason, I thumbed you up, then I saw this.
#24 - RequieminMortis (07/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I always put frozen pizzas on a pizza tray or cookie sheet. In addition to keeping the pizza from winding up like this, it also makes it a hell of a lot easier to get it out of the oven.
#45 - GoodGood (07/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"so it knows what it''s done"

haven't laughed that hard in ages.
User avatar #17 - stuffandotherstuff (07/09/2012) [-]
This was funny, I almost thumbed until I saw the thumbwhore statement at the end.
#64 - deantaylor (07/09/2012) [-]
sure take my red thumb.
#65 - hardekoning (07/09/2012) [-]
It was very funny, until you asked to give a thumb...
User avatar #34 - usmcoorah (07/09/2012) [-]
Ugh...you HAD to ask for the thumb. Everything was going great until you asked for my thumb. Shame on you sir.
#6 - narutohaukea (07/09/2012) [-]
omigod first thing to make me burst out laughing like a retard on acid in months thank you
+6
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User avatar #56 - bitchplzzz (07/09/2012) [-]
Dont ask for thumbs, bitchkid
+6
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#79 - AwesomeArthur (07/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
want a thumb?    
   
I'M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!
want a thumb?

I'M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!
#86 to #79 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
YOU CAN'T BUY ME, HOTDOG MAAAN!
YOU CAN'T BUY ME, HOTDOG MAAAN!
#71 - chlander (07/09/2012) [-]
When I'm making pizza it's more like:

> Take pizza out of box and throw box out
> Suddenly realize that you don't know how much time the pizza has to be in the oven
> Acquire box from trash
> Continue making pizza
+3
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#76 - jebusjabarty (07/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
How I feel about what was written last
#69 - PartyKat (07/09/2012) [-]
You've reminded me of why I even come here and why I love FJ.   
Srsly bro. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.   
   
   
Tip: Don't ask for thumbs. People are giving you 						****					.
You've reminded me of why I even come here and why I love FJ.
Srsly bro. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.


Tip: Don't ask for thumbs. People are giving you **** .
#66 - animedudej (07/09/2012) [-]
thumb now D:
thumb now D:
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