Funny Horoscopes. . Aries Fun and despair will be in the air this week when a nearby confetti factory , killing 63 employees. Taurus never been gaad at saying g
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Aries
Fun and despair will be in the air this week when a nearby confetti factory , killing 63 employees.
Taurus
never been gaad at saying goodbye, which explaine why your speech therapist keeps charging you far an extra half hour
each week.
The stakes will be raised this Thursday, moments before they are repeatedly plunged your chest by frightened townspeople.
Cancer
Yourll soon stumble upon the secret ta a happy marriage's secret we simple daryll take perverse pleasure in keeping it from your
wife.
Leo
There' s. a time and a place far everything, man after falling into: the pit during mating .
Lingts
Ytour first Instinct this week will be ta run, while your secant Instinct this week will be to find yam legs.
Libra
The sudden rise in mead swings, wild fend cravings, and rapid can only mean we thing: It' s. that time
the lunar cycle again!
Scorpio
Ytour whale life will flash before your , an magnificent blip made all the more trivial by the Benny Hill theme that
will accompany It.
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Submitted: 04/27/2010
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User avatar #1 - apchabraja (04/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
did u get this from the Onion?
User avatar #3 to #2 - apchabraja (04/27/2010) [-]
sounds much like him...lol tho
User avatar #4 - Chikeyta (04/27/2010) [-]
pisces? where is it?
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