Just one of those days..

9 months later, the product of sex with a zombie.

Looks like they made a GRAVE mistake.

He's BURYING himself in her.

And they thought NO BODY was around to see them.

I'll be honest, their sex looks pretty LIFELESS.

I could carry on all night with these jokes, it'd be in the SPIRIT of things.

Literally saw this 2 days ago. Which can only mean...I've relapsed back to two days ago to stop something bad from happening that ultimately ends up sending the universe into a paradoxical stage of complete nothingness. It must be up to me to save us all from the universe's demise from time paradox.

...or it's just another repost.

They don't call it the "boneyard." for nothing....

>Long day at work, come home exhausted
>Drop my briefcase on the kitchen table and start making some soothing tea
>Tea is finished, pour it into my favorite mug and go sit in my favorite chair
>Gaze out my window to check on my gf's beautiful garden
>Something catches my eye across the street
>people doing the nasty in a graveyard
>post it on funnyjunk as a meme and giggle as I sip my tea
>MFW

BONEyard

His dick died and he needed somewhere to bury it

she was dead

Could you imagine being buried in a coffin alive, only to hear the sounds of orgasms above you?

I think this would be my face before I die from lack of air

I guess you could say it's a real BONEyard.

That's really 'fucking' disrespectful.

"Yeah we know, you're doing it right over us"

its comforting to know this was in ireland

repost... i think ...or are the wordings changed?

there's a perfectly good rape van he could have used

Zombie Porn!

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dont tell me he dug that chick up and fucked her right up the ass?