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twelve what is this
1 hour ago in playlist More videos from / a
A game you idiot, havent you ever seen games?
in reply to hour ago
This has been Begged as were hide r Not Spam
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I' ll have you
know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I' been involved in
numerous secret raids on Alec's), and I have over we confirmed kills. I am
trained in gorilla warfare and I' m the top sniper in the entire us armed forces.
You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with
precision the likes inwhich has never been seen before.?
in reply to dra! hour ago
but i thought you said you were ******* twelve?
The,. in reply to minute ago
it appears that every stupid person
has been in these
wars and raids

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#63 - mahavir (07/08/2012) [-]

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it.

#64 to #63 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

PFFT HAHAHA i find that really funny

#69 to #63 - SuperWeapons (07/08/2012) [-]

best comment ever

#80 to #69 - tablespoons (07/08/2012) [-]

You're then worst oldfag ever if you can't recognize copypasta

#165 to #80 - SuperWeapons (07/09/2012) [-]

i dont go to 4chan so i wouldnt know

#79 to #63 - aesgard (07/08/2012) [-]

Take them all.

#90 to #63 - catsinlargeamounts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

#107 to #90 - mahavir (07/08/2012) [-]

ding ding ding... We have a winner

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#2 - kiyog (07/07/2012) [-]

"gorilla warfare"

#4 to #2 - graceman (07/07/2012) [-]

#16 to #2 - laurathefurry (07/08/2012) [-]

He will Rustle your Jimmies from more than 1 mile away.
<- no relevant picture... so yeah.

#3 to #2 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]

HAHAHA thats the funny

#29 - Welshhobo (07/08/2012) [-]

It appears that every stupid person on funnyjunk doesn't know old as **** copy pasta when they see it.

#31 to #29 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

oh no i know of it i just see it everywhere

#15 - anon (07/08/2012) [-]

he spelled guerrilla warfare wrong....a top navy seal would definitely do that.

#154 to #15 - anon (07/08/2012) [-]

It's a copy pasta

#17 to #15 - gggeee ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

nah man, gorilla warfare, they were in the trees man.

#45 - Riukanojutsu (07/08/2012) [-]

GUYS

HEY GUYS

WHAT IF..

HEY GUYS

ARE YOU LISTENING?

WHAT IF

THIS WAS A COPY PASTA

o wait its a fuken coopy pasta, look closely gorilla warefare, thats the troll sign...

#46 to #45 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

yeah i know. i think everybody knows

#47 to #46 - Riukanojutsu (07/08/2012) [-]

not OP

#49 to #47 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

...

#50 to #49 - Riukanojutsu (07/08/2012) [-]

and he was repostong so double fail

#52 to #50 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

...OP is the person who posted the content right? because if it's not i'm very confused

#54 to #52 - Riukanojutsu (07/08/2012) [-]

I was talking about you OP (original poster)

#55 to #54 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

ok good i'm not confused and i was reposting because i screen capped this off of novas happywheels video he put out yesterday also i hope you know i'm neither of those people.

#61 to #55 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

i just re-read that and i sound like an idiot what i meant to say was HOW was i reposting i screen caped it from novas happywheels video he put out yesterday

#96 to #61 - Faz (07/08/2012) [-]

He must of thought you were reposting because the gorrilla warfare thing is an old ass copy pasta and the "i am 12 what is this" is an old internet meme so sadly to say you and the collective 64 people who thumbed that guy up know very very little of the internet.

#99 to #96 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

i was not involved in that i just screen caped. also it appears that another person doin the same thing

#105 to #99 - Faz (07/08/2012) [-]

But why screen cap something which is old, over used and an obvious trolling?

#109 to #105 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

because it pisses me off that people use something that is old and over used

#112 to #109 - Faz (07/08/2012) [-]

But why say it seems every stupid person on youtube has been part of these wars and raids if you know its trolling, making any stupid comment they posted a troll comment and not a serious one.

#114 to #112 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

because i was bored. pretty much the only reason i do anything

#110 to #109 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

like the copypasta

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#44 - damngodit (07/08/2012) [-]

#32 - tankwipe (07/08/2012) [-]

4chan uses this youtube comment to check for newfags

#40 to #32 - luidias (07/08/2012) [-]

if you tell everyone, it doesn't work anymore.

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#41 to #40 - tankwipe (07/08/2012) [-]

it seems like nobody on funnyjunk knows.

#28 - bluelightbebop (07/08/2012) [-]

Gorilla Warfare?

Holy **** , this guy is ******* serious.

#1 - thesupervillian (07/07/2012) [-]

A guy fights with memes, other guys takes him serious... da fuq youtube?

#5 to #1 - YeYouKnoMe (07/07/2012) [-]

You call pasta a meme? Wat.

#13 to #5 - thesupervillian (07/08/2012) [-]

Umm, uhh... TAKE ME AWAY SPIDEY!

#26 to #13 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

#127 - thebukman (07/08/2012) [-]

the 'Gorilla Warfare' did the job for me. Wow, I lost it there!

#128 to #127 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

that .gif is so funny that made me laugh so much

#141 - sinonyx (07/08/2012) [-]

i'm 21, and what the **** is "youube"?

#150 to #141 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

HAHA and the third person to point that out has arrived whereas everyone else pointed out gorilla warfare

#155 to #150 - sinonyx (07/08/2012) [-]

well i've seen the copy pasta before so

#84 - AnExAnon (07/08/2012) [-]

the "gorilla warfare" comment is a copypasta that has been around for months. OP is either a newfag, or, after reading the comments on here, a pretty successful troll. If so, 8/10.

#86 to #84 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

oh no i know well of this copypasta and it pisses me off seeing it everywhere on youtube but if this is true alot of people have been in the navy seals just like this guy

#87 to #86 - AnExAnon (07/08/2012) [-]

lolol most of the people in the youtube comments section are either 12, or mentally retarded. usually both.
pic unrelated.

#88 to #87 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

yeah i have to agree with you there i usually just watch the videos for the laughs but i sometime talk to people in the comments

#77 - tomabinladen (07/08/2012) [-]

Nobody knows copypasta anymore. Damn.

#83 to #77 - Lewx (07/08/2012) [-]

sad ****

#85 to #77 - AnExAnon (07/08/2012) [-]

i literally facepalmed when people on here thought it was real.

#93 to #85 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

people thought it was real?

#65 - imnotthere (07/08/2012) [-]

**imnotthere rolled a random image posted in comment #6569453 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw gorilla warfare

#70 to #65 - zependium (07/08/2012) [-]

#43 - anon (07/08/2012) [-]

omg funnyjunk is turning into 9gag

#134 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

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#135 to #134 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

yes he is

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#142 to #135 - srapture (07/08/2012) [-]

It's guerilla*. It appears you were too stupid to get what he was pointing out.

#143 to #142 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

no i knew what he was pointing out so don't be so quick to assume things

#145 to #143 - srapture (07/08/2012) [-]

Dat's how i roll! :D

#146 to #145 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

ok then you do what you want and ill be on guard with the fire extinguisher

#136 to #135 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

#147 to #136 - iareryan (07/08/2012) [-]

Probably.

#138 to #136 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]

it's the internet why the **** not!

#124 - siksteen (07/08/2012) [-]

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.