The ways of the Lord

Is that...PAPYRUS?

John 14:6 -
"I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me"
Maybe somewhat legit ("I am the way").

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But... Jesus himself was a jew....

No, he was born in Nazareth or sth like that, fact is, the town he was born in was populated by a race the jews despised

Are you implying that Jesus was born a christian, 80 years before the religion even existed?

No, I am implying that Jesus was not born in jewish territory

But his parents were jewish. I think we should leave it here.

His parents were jewish, but he wasn't born there where they lived.
Now we can leave it here

That face makes me think of something more like this.

DAT USERNAME

Your face..

... is beautiful

Fuck you attention whore

what was she doing?

When Baitak said your face is beautiful, she posted a picture of herself with the caption "What this face? Nah..."

and he got tan, wore a V-neck and became a douchebag

Crossroads is serious business bro.

It's Robert Johnson, a blues musician who reputedly sold his soul to the devil at a crossroads for awesome guitar skills. Supernatural has referenced this one of it's episodes ("Crossroad Blues"?).

I wouldn't be surprised if this was actually real...

MS Paint-ed is more like.