And you thought 4G was fast. How's everyone's summer going?. A single sperm has in it, That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of around 1, _ GB in about 3 seconds, and you thaught was fast
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And you thought 4G was fast

How's everyone's summer going?

A single sperm has
in it,
That means a normal
ejaculation represents a data
transfer of around 1, _ GB
in about 3 seconds, and you
thaught was fast
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#3 - empithree ONLINE (07/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
well then.. who has the biggest bandwidth?
User avatar #23 - aamann ONLINE (07/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Reposting my favorite comment from when something with this same information was posted before.

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.

2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.

3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.

4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.

5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1.6875 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1.5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one data package, thereby being the best hardware firewall in the world!
#12 - yonyon (07/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Hi Guise, just bought a new bittorrent client.
#64 - Roidrage (07/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My testicles.
#61 - HOtaconE (07/07/2012) [-]
That makes the Vagina the most powerful Firewall in the world, withstanding a DDoS attack of bloody 1587 gigs in just 3 seconds, but if even one of those 37 MB data packets gets through, it paralyzes the system for 9 months!
#81 - snaikravdra (07/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
they need to switch from 4G to Orgy, it would be hella quick
#159 - unncommon ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
Who would of known that my sock can hold more data than my thumb drive?
Who would of known that my sock can hold more data than my thumb drive?
User avatar #116 - MJM (07/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Pretty lame if you ask me, the packet loss is horrible considering only one makes it through, also the compression rate is horrible considering each packet is holding the same data.
#11 - cjdelly (07/07/2012) [-]
that means its a data transfer of 529 GB per second. hence a baby is 529 X 60 X 60 X 24 X 7 X 4 X 9 = 11517811200 GB worth of information. not to mention the 40+ years worth of update for becoming an adult.
#34 - organicglory (07/07/2012) [-]
I use a blacklight to reveal all my hidden information
#29 - charlienash (07/07/2012) [-]
Normal ejaculation represents a data transfer around 1,587GB in about 3 seconds...

Kim Dotcom "MEGA will return. Bigger. Better. Faster. Evolution!"
#19 - BradStevens (07/07/2012) [-]
I've made several large and fast data transfers to my tissues
User avatar #226 - ffx (07/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Body sends 1,587GB of information (37.5MB x number of repeats)
>Only 37.5MB/1,587GB makes it to egg.
>Human body is the worst data sender ever.
#149 - N. Korean citizen (07/08/2012) [-]
#139 - norbit (07/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #38 - mrfourtysevenman (07/07/2012) [-]
this is 2012 we say 1.5 terabytes now.
#228 - raprockcar (07/08/2012) [-]
You were saying?
User avatar #194 - ningyoaijin (07/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
...37.5MB? So the entire Genome of an individual person only takes up 75MB? You would think with the sheer number of nucleotides it would be at least in the tens of GB.
User avatar #78 - TopDawg (07/07/2012) [-]
The upload was fast.

But the download, that takes forever.
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