dad pls

gosh dad, you're just jealous

Drugs aren't a laughing matter. Here's a story about how I got addicted at TWELEVE FUCKING YEAR OLD, by my own mother who was just like this, and I still haven't broke my habit.



Started using when I was 12, my mom would give it to me so I'd get my homework done. Hit dependancy before I knew that was possible. My dad figured it out and helped wean me off it for a bit, but it was too late. Hit bottom a few years later, I was late for the bus and tried doing a bunch to give me energy to run and I threw up in the front yard. After that I was only able to do really pure stuff a few times a month for a year. The physical rejection wore off though, and I was back to it every day. 

I never really quit. I just take breaks that, if I'm lucky, snowball into extended tolerance breaks. I stop using so I can start using again, basically. 


A couple months ago I got sick of buying pretty much every day and started producing. I got a really good deal too, coffee makers cost like $10 bucks at Salvation Army. Put it right next to my bed and I wake up to coffee brewing 3 minutes before my alarm goes off.





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'marihuana'

I thought it'd be a dolan comic

Im dissapointed OP

**feferest rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at Never Forget... ** My face after crying.

marihuana

This comic was obviously made by someone who has never smoked weed, "Marihuana" really?

Thumb for you sir

fix'd for some future use


no offence OP

I NEVER actually laugh out loud whilst on funnyjunk, but this made fucking laugh. Good job, OP.

Finally get to use this

22 year old who cries? Must be a brony

Only real men show their tears.