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Post Script. She always does this. I'm going to die alone. inb4 "too bad that never happened" What Actually Happened: My mum and I went out to Chili's

She always does this. I'm going to die alone.
inb4 "too bad that never happened"
What Actually Happened: My mum and I went out to Chili's on 4 July because she got a $100 gift card from work. The waitress (whose name was legitimately Zelda) brought me free soup and a free dessert. When she brought the cheque, my mum kept hinting at her that I was single. Alas, since she was at work and her manager was watching, I got nothing out of this experience. The end of the comic was a joke I said to mum while driving her home. "You might as well have said 'Zelda, I need something else. Can you bang my son?'"

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My mother and I were enjoying a tth offaly lunch at Chili' s
hello, my name is Zelda,
I' ll be your sewer today
Zelda, the waitress, brought me free soup and free dessert. We also
shared a few misty eyed moments. Needless to say, my mum noticed.
thanks, eagle eye
Mum, no. Last time you "helped"
my girlfriend broke up with me, keyed
my car, and stole my dog.
can I get you two anything else?
Zelda, the service was wonderful.
ajust need one more thing from you.
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Views: 95627 Submitted: 07/06/2012