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#23 - slootyslooot (07/06/2012) [-]
My friend Sami told me this story about her dad and her uncle about finger guns. They were both completely high and tripping balls on LSD. They both got scared ******** and went home and they're younger brother was there tripping on shrooms (quite the drugged up family).They got bored and decided to act like they were robbing the place. They put up their finger guns and walked in and her uncle put it up to his younger brother and said "BANG!" The younger brother then fainted cause he got scared and the shock mixed with the hallucinations. Then her dad and uncle freaked out thinking they had shot and killed him. They then proceded to drag his unconcious body around back to their mothers garden and dug a shallow grave (and by shallow, I mean unbelievably shallow, like a few inches deep). Then they freaked out and tried to find a way to cover their tracks. They decided to get passports, change their names, reconstruct their faces, and leave the country. Now mind you these guys are dirt poor and wouldn't be able to afford to buy a mask let alone plastic surgery. But right when they got up to go pack, in stumbled the younger brother, covered head to toe in top soil, groaning and holding his head. They, of course, freaked out thinking he was a zombie and her dad threw a decorative lamp at his head making him pass out again. They then proceeded to run upstairs hide in the closet, where they eventually passed out. They awoke to their mother screaming at them with tears streaming down her face. As it turns out, the younger brother wasn't a zombie, and the blow to the head caused him to fall back and hit some point in the back of his head wich caused him to slip into a two year coma and become a parapalegic. But hey, he got a good story out of it to tell his kids, but then again he is physically unable to have his own children but he can adopt!
#108 to #23 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
Got a pretty good read out of it.
#24 to #23 - stoopify (07/06/2012) [-]
How is this not the top comment?!?!
#25 to #24 - slootyslooot (07/06/2012) [-]
It is quite long.   
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It is quite long.
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#26 to #25 - stoopify (07/06/2012) [-]
I must say though....i enjoyed it.
User avatar #27 to #26 - slootyslooot (07/06/2012) [-]
Yeah she actually told this story for a drug presentation in my health class.
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