I got 99 problems, but powerarmor aint 1. Mambo one, two, three, four, five. Get in the car loser, we're going for a ride..
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I got 99 problems, but powerarmor aint 1

Mambo one, two, three, four, five. Get in the car loser, we're going for a ride.

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Submitted: 07/05/2012
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#166 - Jmo (07/06/2012) [+] (7 replies)
**Jmo rolls 00**
#55 - kurokoda (07/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#27 - bigbadcell **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
#28 to #27 - thechosentroll (07/06/2012) [-]
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They fight against giant bugs from outer space, not little kids. They tend to win, too.
#106 - bigblackguy (07/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #107 to #106 - thechosentroll (07/06/2012) [-]
#26 - gernab (07/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I think we need more blood.
User avatar #89 - Odobisean (07/06/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Am I the only one here who still occasionally table tops Warhammer/40k with their friends?
#32 - MCPO (07/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Yep. That's neat, kid.
User avatar #45 to #32 - sirformidio (07/06/2012) [-]
Yeah, let's get down to business on this.
Imperium Space Marine Armour is constructed in one of two places. Near the surface of a white dwarf, or at the center of mars. The armor can survive the inside of a star. Space marines have 3 hearts, 2 stomachs and do not need to eat for years at a time. They can function for decades on 24 hours worth of sleep, can survive the vacuum of space, and eat dirt for nutrients. They are impervious to all forms of poison and venom, and alone weigh about 1 ton. They can lift 300% their body weight, and their guns shoot rockets that explode AFTER you hit them.
Those are the basic infantry.
#13 - MaelRadec ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
i sssenssse a massss asssult of warhammer fanzzz...
#129 - splittheatom (07/06/2012) [+] (22 replies)
#134 to #131 - danielhargadine (07/06/2012) [-]
Sheogorath. Your armor is now balloons.
User avatar #151 - redretinas (07/06/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I never understood why excessively huge, bulky, and ornate armor caught on. I know a lot of games have it and a lot of people like it, but i just think it looks silly.
#159 to #151 - thechosentroll (07/06/2012) [-]
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Do you have ANY idea how fucking huge spacemarines are? A fully genetically enginered spacemarine weighs nearly a ton without the armor on. The suit has to be pretty bulky to support that mass, along with the sensors, life support systems, aiming systems, tactical systems, communication systems and a special mechanism (forgot how it's called) that mimics the marines' body movements, making the suit move more naturally and increasing the marines' already impressive strength.

Basically, you have to fit in a lot of shit in that suit. As for the ornaments, this is the Imperium of mans' elite forces. They may as well look like it.
#3 - findtheanswer (07/05/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Aren't you funny.
#58 to #25 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
*walks into argument and loses*
#78 - elitekillionaire (07/06/2012) [-]
Oh so you need heavy armor
Thats Cute...
#149 - obliquezombie (07/06/2012) [-]
When I first heard of power armor in Fallout, I was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS GONNA BE SO BADASS.

Then it wasn't Warhammer 40k, and I felt crushed and alone.

But, the armor looks cool as it is.
#100 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
"Power armour is for pussies."
Duke Nukem.
#65 - wheeljack (07/06/2012) [-]
come at me bro!
#109 - zeldapronmaster (07/06/2012) [-]
Its adorable
#37 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The Emperasque Protects.

He has pauldrons, with people inside them wearing pauldrons. Your argument is invalid.
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