Skyrim Logic #1

I think someone has been eating too much moon sugar.

>me doing a dark brotherhood contract
>kill the person
>guard sees me and i get caught
>released on bail and pass the same guard
>"hey i know who you are, hail sithis."

mfw 'i know you from somewhere'

> Me, a few days ago at my friend's
> Play Skyrim for the first time (I don't own the game. Fuck me, right?)
> Walk around, see dragon
> Dragon attacks, run around like a headless chicken
> Walk into bandit camp
> Bandits beat dragon
> Bandits' horses start killing off bandits for no particular reason
> Wait until bandits are dead
> Have free horse

>Outside Solitude fighting a dragon
>Guard jumps on dragons head, performing a finnishing move
>Dragon dies
>Guard walsk past me saying: My cousin is out there fighting dragons. And what do i get? Guard duties!

> Walking around in Whiterun as a mage
> Some random guy challenges me to a duel
> Fierce battle with spells and shit going everywhere
> Noone cares
> Lost a lot of health after duel is won
> Starts to heal myself
> Dumb bitch out of nowhere: "That spell looks dangerous, keep your distance"
> MFW

"heading to whiterun to have some drinks"

>Me, guard in Whiterun, patrolling the streets.
>Suddenly big ass dragon apears!
>Me and my companions attack.
>Dragon is almost dead but all my companions are dead too.
>Suddenly random guy shows and claim to be dragonborn.
>Me realizing that the so called dragonborn is a coward fire an arrow in the face of the dragon.
>The dragon crashes and I hear cheers behind me.
>I turn around to meet the city cheering.
>See te so called dragonborn getting all the credit.
>MFW I fucking hate this job and cant express my anger couse im stuck in a metalbucket...

Today I punched a dragon to death, as well as every member of the dark brotherhood, a group of thalmor, and a mammoth. Unarmed badass is the most rewarding and fun play style in my opinion.

Not sure if its been done, but... Heres your bottlecaps.

Well, I don't have any bottlecaps at the moment, could I pay you in green thumbs for another post like this ?

>Going through the special way to get too the Thieves guild.
>Open the Place and theres a guard
>I stand still and we stare each other down
>He walks away saying "Lemme Guess someone stole your sweetroll"

My favorite thing I ever did in Skyrim was call down Odaviing during the attack on Whiterun by the Stormcloaks. Shit was thoroughly fucked up

Wow guys thanks so much for getting this on the Frontpage

i thought this was a fresh prince comic, i was greatly disappointed

Or the guard that just helped kill a dragon then says: "My cousin is out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty."

Dragons at level ten- "Aw shit, dragon!"
Dragons at level 50-" What are you doing blocking my fast travel?"

Well there can be several dragonborn at the same time.
So technically he doesn't come of as that retarded.