Drunken swagger. OC, been a while since ive posted something. hanging But at the bar like a air* use my sir like skills acquire her nummer* pound dawn mere drinks* bring me feeling alpha as fuck, then leave back heme* when all a sudden l spot this classy lady* by this time drunk and cant even see straight. l spat another Hettie and try get her number * hurl ya got wake up hungover as shit and leek at the papers in my peeked with the nummers* get
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |

Drunken swagger

OC, been a while since ive posted something

hanging But at the bar
like a air*
use my sir like skills
acquire her nummer*
pound dawn mere drinks*
bring me
feeling alpha as fuck,
then leave back heme*
when all a sudden l
spot this classy lady*
by this time drunk and cant
even see straight. l spat
another Hettie and try get
her number *
hurl ya got
wake up hungover as shit
and leek at the papers in
my peeked with the nummers*
get her number hath
times*
...
+4535
Views: 87580
Favorited: 160
Submitted: 07/04/2012
Add to favorites Subscribe to shfiftyfive Edit Image E-mail to friend
Share on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(278):

1 2 3 4 5 > >> [ 278 comments ]
Show:   Top Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
Show All Replies
#16 - dameseif (07/05/2012) [+] (45 replies)
**dameseif rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at damn it google ** <-- the girls real picture
#33 - Bad Man (07/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**Bad Man rolled a random image posted in comment #130 at You Whore!! ** What she actually looks like.
#8 - rawrbowwow (07/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Twins with the same name sharing a single phone.
#45 - walkingdisaster (07/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And then you realize that you did hit on two different girls and they both gave you the same fake phone number.
And then you realize that you did hit on two different girls and they both gave you the same fake phone number.
#237 - boogaa **User deleted account** (07/05/2012) [+] (8 replies)
#239 to #238 - boogaa **User deleted account** (07/05/2012) [-]
**boogaa rolls 77**
#24 - beardedtoads (07/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Sorry to break it to ye man, but she gave you a "555" number
#11 - thriteenkid (07/04/2012) [-]
and then you find out that the number is for her local abortion clinic.....
#203 - wertgf (07/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**wertgf rolled a random image posted in comment #440 at What the Hell 2 **

has 69 in her phone numer.

twice.
<MFW
User avatar #181 - dirtycowboyxx (07/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**dirtycowboyxx rolls 669** Trips and i piss myself.
#50 - haxorman (07/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#190 - Cyraxx ONLINE (07/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#283 - megaton (07/05/2012) [-]
**megaton rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Men's poem.. shit kicks ass ! ** how he should feel about this
**megaton rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Men's poem.. shit kicks ass ! ** how he should feel about this
#209 - sublift (07/05/2012) [+] (28 replies)
**sublift rolled a random image posted in comment #278 at Link in description ** i will fap to the next thing i roll
#81 - berentzen (07/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#126 - themastertroller (07/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
now you can call her twice and have sex with her twice
now you can call her twice and have sex with her twice
#160 - keegwolf (07/05/2012) [-]
**keegwolf rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Oh you, Russia. *FIX* **
#55 - comentator (07/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Looks like she cheated you. The angry woodcutter answered my call. Sorry bro.
#272 - bdowns (07/05/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Hello ? **
#260 - trakavica (07/05/2012) [-]
6969
#64 - spyderbro (07/05/2012) [-]
OP´s face when.
1 2 3 4 5 > >> [ 278 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)