Why didn't I log in?

**derpaherpderp rolls 46** I enjoy anal sex with large black men as often as I can get it, which is no-where near enough in my opinion. Call me for a good time niggers.

**xxkillionarexx rolls 92** I was sodomized by a rabid horse.

**tankeruber rolls 53**
I was the cause of the holocaust, world war ][][, and the recent rapings in the area.

**godofcodes rolls 19** I put peanut butter all over my privates today and let my neighbors dog go at it, since I can't get any anyways. That dog really knew what it was doing, bu not as good as my Dad. He definitely knew how to please me with every muscle in his tongue!

**goldenpotato rolls 47**
I'm going to kill myself, don't try to talk me out of it. I hate everything, I have nothing to live for. Goodbye.

**lezbeyan rolls 28** unfriend me, then when you see me in the street, spit on me

**takesomemorewater rolls 83** Unfriend me, or I wll hack you all!

**piepiepiepie rolls 78** so yeah guys im just gonna come out and say it, i make my friends dog lick peanut butter off my naked body at night . i been dong it for years and now im coming clean.

**shadowavion rolls 11**

well, I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say

**flamesinfire rolls 83** I'd like to say this. I've know you guys for a very long time and I don't want to do this. But I have no choice. It's taken me a long time and don't even try to change it. I'm tired of living this lie of a life. I've had a crush on my best friend though she gives no interest. I've been stuck at this school for the longest time and I've been working this dead-end job for the past years with a low ass pay. My only friend is a retard and my next door neighbor hates me no matter what I do. And the worst part is I live in a pineapple under the sea. So I've decided to go to my house.... Walk through door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

**piepiepiepie rolls 81** so yeah guys im just gonna come out and say it, i make my friends dog lick peanut butter off my naked body at night . i been dong it for years and now im coming clean.

**heroicvenom rolls 68** excuse me, do you have a minute for the flying spaghetti monster

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**albinofurrywolf rolls 35** Finished fucking that sandwich,now to eat it!

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**astraldeity rolls 58** My moms cooking is the best thing since AIDS

I bet my mom can cook better than yours.

**hardekoning rolls 65** I'm tired of life... I will commit suicide tomorrow.