Guys love that... . Is it normal (guys help me!) 9495 Normal Comments To guys out there. What is a good way to talk to a guy, to make a move, that you don' t see face to face cause school is out and who you don' t have their number. I' talked to him on twitter and a emote times when schoor was in session cause his locker was me. But I more him a
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Is it normal (guys help me!)
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To guys out there. What is a good way to talk to a guy, to make a
move, that you don' t see face to face cause school is out and who
you don' t have their number. I' talked to him on twitter and a
emote times when schoor was in session cause his locker was
me. But I more him a int. How would you want a gm to talk to you, what
be good to make a move. And what if he doesn' t feel the same
way? Help me out I need your help, Yall are guys,, tell me what y' all
would more for a gin to do thanks:)
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so hours, Er minutes ago I PLC'
Go on twitter and triangulate his positional coordinates through his address.
Drive to his house (if you dont have a car, a Segway will do) and just linger there
for a while. Take note of his patterns of movement - keep a journal if you must.
Then, when he exits his house at an oppo mime moment, leap out of your
can" Segway and start towards him screaming the Fresh Prince of
rap. Circle around him as he watches your mating ritual, clearly
impressed by your skills. As the rap comes to a firein, slowly lower your voice
until you' re whispering it. Run away when it ends.
Guys totally love that shit.
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#11 - hydromatic (07/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Or show him your boobs.
Or show him your boobs.
#14 - chasskika (07/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Ha, if some girl actually did this to me, I'd probably date her, after laughing my ass of for a good hour
Ha, if some girl actually did this to me, I'd probably date her, after laughing my ass of for a good hour
#19 to #14 - discrim (07/05/2012) [-]
assuming a person that visits funnyjunk is in any position to deny a girl
#34 - catsinlargeamounts **User deleted account** (07/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there...    
To sit on my throne... as the prince of Bel-air
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there...
To sit on my throne... as the prince of Bel-air
#84 - etrian (07/05/2012) [-]
The only Segway I'll probably be able to afford.
#39 - alexanderisme (07/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
holy fucking shit i laughed so hard
#1 - thunderbirdbass (07/04/2012) [-]
This is one of the funniest things I've seen on here in a while.
#2 - timidotter (07/04/2012) [-]
completely lost it with the crab walking XD
#36 - catsattackagain (07/05/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
#64 - joethefurball (07/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#28 - ABjerre (07/05/2012) [-]
In my experience, the rules of engagement aren't really symmetric...

If a guy wants to talk to a girl, he needs to get her attention first. Doing so could require a lot of research into what her interests are, and at least learning their basics, so you have somehting to talk about. Also looking into her political views as well as sence of humor and taste in style, how she percieves herself and those around her could prove beneficial - just to make sure you dont wase your chance by getting off on the wrong foot. After doing this, mind mapping any actual conversation is very helpfull too, to avoid that awkward silence or the "uuuuuh" (insert that retard meme here) if she says somehting unexpected. And last but not least, if you plan on making your move at a social gathering, do not drink too much - keep it classy so that you can actually remember everything you thought of.

If a girl wants to talk to a guy, nromally "hello" will suffice.
#110 - iliketires (07/05/2012) [-]
MFW crabwalking part.
MFW crabwalking part.
User avatar #16 - thatnerdyguy (07/05/2012) [-]
Damn, I got a boner just reading that.
Good advice from this guy.
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#116 - noschool (07/05/2012) [-]
something like this
#61 - interneterror (07/05/2012) [-]
Segways, guys love that shit.
Segways, guys love that shit.
#29 - YeYouKnoMe (07/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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MFW "triangulate"
User avatar #9 - lolzordz (07/05/2012) [-]
get that guy a bitch, guys love bitches
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