It works!

Or you can always carry a couple of these around...

Last school year this really weird and really awkward kid had this huge crush on me, and he passed me in the hallway once and meant to high-five me and slapped me in the face. I can't even.

you can always do the turkey

dubs

"Paper cover rock, bitch."

h-how did you.. How did you know i had this problem O_O

Its a good thing my mannequins never move their hands so I dont have an awkward hand contact moment.

i just say PAPER COVERS ROCK!!...and then i stab them and run away

I do that shit on purpose. Funniest thing ever. And I yell "turkey" when I do it.

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...why didn't I think of that?

**Fallenurc rolled a random image posted in comment #6461016 at FJ Pony Thread ** Me when I'm always home

Your advice has been working very well for the past few years. Please teach me how to avoid spiders now.

See friend across the way
Greet each other
Mid stride I notice he's doing knuckle bump as I high five

<---- My next move

FUCK IT, paper covers rock

I am using this hack and it functions!