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mattzoman (07/04/2012) [-]
Saw this a while ago and had to save it.
You know that bullshit about how "McDonalds salads have more calories than their burgers" (when, in reality, it's the fact that they give you 3 gallons of salad dressing)
Well, I'm extremely in shape, so whenever I'm forced to go to McDolans, I only ever buy a McBoxofLettuce. Anyway, I was at McDolphins once, eating my McVariousVegetables when a McWhale walks up to me with her McClusterfuckburger and says "Oh wow, you're eating salad? You better watch out with that, you might get fat." So I reply "Well no, I didn't put any salad dressing, so it's fine. But thanks for your concern." and then she replies "No, it's not that. It's because they don't use low-fat lettuce."
She then McWalked over to the McSodafountain and got herself a McExtraFuckingHuge McDiet Sprite. I saw her McLater, trying to shove her McFat McAss into her McCar. It was McHilarious.
You know that bullshit about how "McDonalds salads have more calories than their burgers" (when, in reality, it's the fact that they give you 3 gallons of salad dressing)
Well, I'm extremely in shape, so whenever I'm forced to go to McDolans, I only ever buy a McBoxofLettuce. Anyway, I was at McDolphins once, eating my McVariousVegetables when a McWhale walks up to me with her McClusterfuckburger and says "Oh wow, you're eating salad? You better watch out with that, you might get fat." So I reply "Well no, I didn't put any salad dressing, so it's fine. But thanks for your concern." and then she replies "No, it's not that. It's because they don't use low-fat lettuce."
She then McWalked over to the McSodafountain and got herself a McExtraFuckingHuge McDiet Sprite. I saw her McLater, trying to shove her McFat McAss into her McCar. It was McHilarious.
