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thesmarterblackkid (07/03/2012) [-] Has a child ever told you something that made you feel like shit?
One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.
One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.
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ianistheman (07/04/2012) [-] One time I went to my female cousins house and saw that one of her friends where there, she was extremly good looking so I tried to impress her. She asked me how old I was and I told her I was 13 she then told me that I looked 7 :(.
3 months later we started going out. MFW
3 months later we started going out. MFW
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unsuspectingspy (07/04/2012) [-] I'll see in the hospital, because I'm dying of laughter!
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tonyspinners (07/04/2012) [-] I went to play basketball for a couple hours in the scorching heat. When I was done, some little shittlin looked at me an started laughing. I had no comeback. So I took him to a 7-11, bought him a pack of skittles and the iciest of teas, offered him the darkest of hoodies
and proceeded to purposely smash my face on the concrete and claim he beat me up.
and proceeded to purposely smash my face on the concrete and claim he beat me up.
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tonyspinners (07/04/2012) [-] Holy shit wtf...
hold the phone a minute..
Now was the glitter an assortment or was it a plain solid color. Depending on which, that might be where things went wrong here.
hold the phone a minute..
Now was the glitter an assortment or was it a plain solid color. Depending on which, that might be where things went wrong here.
