Kid Arguments

Has a child ever told you something that made you feel like shit?

One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO LOOK AT THE TAGS! THEY TRICKED ME!
.. Oh god OP, please forgive me?

Get those kids some Orbitz!

I loled

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well i laughed! thanks OP

<== MFW i see my little brother and his 4ft army fighting over who gets to be the leader, then I grab my batman suit and shout "I'M AM BATMAN"! then they run around in circles screaming as I hit them with dragon dildos

The one time I was asked to watch somebody's kids, this same thing happened and I had literally no idea what to do.

THAT'S WHY YOUR MOM'S IN A FUCKIN' WHEELCHAIR!

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One time I was driving with my mom to go to my great grandma's house (she lives in a small town in the country but they have a GREAT sunocos that made my great grand parent's favorite pizza, now it's just my great grandfather's favorite though) and as we were turning down her street, this little boy, had to of been about i would say 9 years old wearing somewhat baggy pants and a tank top of some sort, yelled out super loud to his friend across the street "HEY MY NIGGER" and he was white ._.

< mfw i heard this and saw he was white.

shit just got real

Haha fuckin nice content bro.

>Be 4 years old
>Mother took me to a friend of the family's Thanksgiving dinner
>Apparently I had been in a bad mood all day
>Threw a fit at the dinner table
>My mom took me into a guest bedroom for timeout.
>Neither of us knew the bedframe to the bed was already broken
>Mother tossed me on bed, bedframe collapsed and mattress fell on the floor
>I smiled and shouted "NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, DUMBASS!"
>Timeout for the rest of the evening.
>Worth it.

My brothers, the youngest brother's gf, and I were all sitting and watching Anchorman. The brother with the gf said to me "kinsanity go make the pizza" (jokingly) I said "no you go make it." then he said to his gf "Lauri go make me some pizza" (again, jokingly) she replied "No. Go make your own pizza bitch." At that exact moment, Will Ferrel's character goes, "Well that escalated quickly."
I laughed my fucking ass off.
tl;dr a joking argument quicky escalated and there was a movie to real life coincidence.

the other day i saw a child talking to there father she couldn't be older then 7
this is what she says "Dad you ignorant moron shut up and get me a fucking kidi-chino i need one or i wont be able to do yoga tonight"
the fuck kid

Huzzah! Something funny!

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