a couple of days ago, my friend Niki (i call her my son. long story) had broken up with her boyfriend and she was all depressed. she had no one to talk to at 3 0'clock in the morning except for yours truly. after what she told me what happened, i told her that i'm not going to give her the pity package. i was straight with her and told her she is going to feel like shit for a couple of days and she is going to just draw or cry all the time. i then said an ironic sexist joke then an inside joke between us. she actually felt better.
pic related: her picture of me as the Lion from our school's production of The Wizard of Oz