Good Golly.. Something my girlfriend (hopefully) jokingly said the other day.. Sim!!! Glue. There once was a whore from Peru, Who filled her vagina with glue. "If they pay to get in", She said with a grin, "They can pay to get out again  Good Golly Miss
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Good Golly.

Something my girlfriend (hopefully) jokingly said the other day.

Sim!!! Glue
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Submitted: 07/02/2012
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#19 - paradoxmoa (07/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There once was a whore from Peru,
Who filled her vagina with glue.
"If they pay to get in",
She said with a grin,
"They can pay to get out again too."
User avatar #121 - masterboll (07/03/2012) [+] (8 replies)
just like a Venus Fly Trap,
she would secrete acid from inside and slowly digest your penis
#190 - ofwgbagelbites (07/03/2012) [+] (16 replies)
>Decide to go without condom this time.
>Realize I'm stuck after I came inside.
>I'mOkayWithThis.jpg
>Nonstop sex.
>Continue to come inside for days.
>She gets pregnant.
>9 months later, baby starts to come.
>Pushes up my urethra
>Baby is too big. Bursts insides.
>Ends up in stomach.
>Grows up and sheds me as its outer skin.
> I am reborn.
MFW I have no face.
#42 - yodahdie (07/03/2012) [+] (11 replies)
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#132 - alucord (07/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What I imagine OP to look like (see his username)
#171 - jaguares (07/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#256 - twatmissile (07/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**twatmissile rolled a random image posted in comment #23872 at Social Board **
<wakeup
<dick super glued to this
<mfw
<i guess thats why they call it gorilla glue
#86 - whackywonka (07/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I have a feeling the king of England is going to be a doctor...
#4 - Spikeydeath (07/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
O_O you are weird
#5 to #4 - hillface (07/02/2012) [-]
I'm torn on the issue.
#79 - cameronguy (07/03/2012) [-]
**cameronguy rolled a random image posted in comment #4280 at Reaction Images ** My face immediately after.
#187 - hydromatic (07/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
.... A little relevant?..






Oh god why
#57 - shitshitshit (07/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#49 - Flfootball (07/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
kinda related
User avatar #25 - xturboxx (07/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"Forver."

Beautiful op.
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