When I was little me and my friends (about 4 of us) got on my extra long skate board and rode it down a slight hill. We were going off the track so since I was at the back I put my hand down to turn. I somehow got my hand under the wheels. The skateboard went over my fingers. Ran home, mum called the ambulance, went to hospital, put my under some happy gas and sewed the end of my finger back onto the rest of my finger

Fml :)

This was also during the school holidays.