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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! - Cave Johnson.

when life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

When life gives you lemons make a milk-shake and let life wonder what the fuck just happened.

Brace yourself



the portal 2 references are coming

When life gives you an overused quote that everyone has herd 1000 times, hey say it again because originality sucks

When life gives you melons,
you are probably dyslexic.

if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Nothing free is ever bad.

seems legit