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Parents oi: Reddit, what is the / most frightening thing one of
your kids has said to you? ()
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or my 5 year did daughter came downstairs from her bedroom and said "Dad, i think Kacey is
dead", that' s my 3 year om daughter. ’ course i ran up to make sure Kacey was , at which
time my eldest daughter raided the cookie jar.
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PEI' : AR 286 points LE) hours ago
daughter is a goddamn GENIUS.
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Parents oi: Reddit, what is the / most frightening thing one of
your kids has said to you? ()
Eli’ submitted Rt hours ago In: Monkey:
com ents sh a re
too 200 comments show no
sorted by: best _
SEE! points hours ago
or my 5 year did daughter came downstairs from her bedroom and said "Dad, i think Kacey is
dead", that' s my 3 year om daughter. ’ course i ran up to make sure Kacey was , at which
time my eldest daughter raided the cookie jar.
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PEI' : AR 286 points LE) hours ago
daughter is a goddamn GENIUS.
perm a lira k pa re
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perfectionx ONLINE (07/02/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
>Be 31
>Taking a shit
>Having a genuine nice day
>6 year old daughter comes running into the bathroom with a baseball bat
>Yelling that there were spiders under the seat
>Scream like a bitch, jump up and trip
>Fall pants down on my daughter
>Sues me for sexual harassment
>MFW she buys her own cookie jar with the money and I can't have any
>Taking a shit
>Having a genuine nice day
>6 year old daughter comes running into the bathroom with a baseball bat
>Yelling that there were spiders under the seat
>Scream like a bitch, jump up and trip
>Fall pants down on my daughter
>Sues me for sexual harassment
>MFW she buys her own cookie jar with the money and I can't have any
#2
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N. Korean citizen (07/02/2012) [+]
(10 replies)
Wait... I'm reading that EXACT thread right now...
It has thousands comments, some quite funny, some scary as shit.
Scariest one I've read so far is
"My dad watched his mother die of a ruptured gal bladder when he was twelve and still remembers vividly. My sister, one day, randomly gets up almost an hour after she's gone to bed and goes up to him. The conversation went like this:
Sister: Daddy, your mommy died in a red sweater, jeans, sneakers and with her hair in a ponytail, right? And her hair was blonde?
Dad: Drops book he's reading and stares, wide-eyed, and then says Yes...
Sister: What color were her eyes?
Dad: Blue... why?
Sister: Oh, she doesn't have them anymore, just empty sockets. I was curious.
And she goes right back to bed."
WAT.
There are many other NOPENOPENOPE, url of the thread is http:/ /redd. it/vvvpn
It has thousands comments, some quite funny, some scary as shit.
Scariest one I've read so far is
"My dad watched his mother die of a ruptured gal bladder when he was twelve and still remembers vividly. My sister, one day, randomly gets up almost an hour after she's gone to bed and goes up to him. The conversation went like this:
Sister: Daddy, your mommy died in a red sweater, jeans, sneakers and with her hair in a ponytail, right? And her hair was blonde?
Dad: Drops book he's reading and stares, wide-eyed, and then says Yes...
Sister: What color were her eyes?
Dad: Blue... why?
Sister: Oh, she doesn't have them anymore, just empty sockets. I was curious.
And she goes right back to bed."
WAT.
There are many other NOPENOPENOPE, url of the thread is http:/ /redd. it/vvvpn
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ainsley ONLINE (07/03/2012) [+]
(13 replies)
> Be 5
> In grocery store
> Want mom to buy me toy
> Bitch says no
> See she has laundry detergent
> Brilliant idea, seen this happen to my mother before
> Scratch bar code
> Hide toy in cart
> Get to self scan
> Detergent won't scan because bar code is scratched
> She has to take it up to front
> Quickly scan toy
> Start scanning other stuff to not look suspicious
> She gets back, doesn't even notice
> Outsmarted by 5 year old
> In grocery store
> Want mom to buy me toy
> Bitch says no
> See she has laundry detergent
> Brilliant idea, seen this happen to my mother before
> Scratch bar code
> Hide toy in cart
> Get to self scan
> Detergent won't scan because bar code is scratched
> She has to take it up to front
> Quickly scan toy
> Start scanning other stuff to not look suspicious
> She gets back, doesn't even notice
> Outsmarted by 5 year old
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travisdurandal (07/03/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Parents faces when they find out she lied and stole cookies.
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Marker (07/03/2012) [+]
(16 replies)
When did FunnyJunk stop hating Reddit?
Oh well, can't say I'm complaining.
Oh well, can't say I'm complaining.
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bdowns (07/03/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Freakin' Yue ** his face when all the cookies are gone
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fagnipples (07/03/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
>be 12
>bunch of 7 y/o's shouting random shit at me
>one shouts "what you say is what you are, loser!"
>I tell him that he undermined his own statement and called himself a loser
>"well you're gay!"
>I grab him by the throat and slam him against a wall
>he runs home crying and comes back out 10 minutes later with his landwhale of a mother
>I tell her he had been swearing and called me gay
>mfw he was grounded and I got away with it
>bunch of 7 y/o's shouting random shit at me
>one shouts "what you say is what you are, loser!"
>I tell him that he undermined his own statement and called himself a loser
>"well you're gay!"
>I grab him by the throat and slam him against a wall
>he runs home crying and comes back out 10 minutes later with his landwhale of a mother
>I tell her he had been swearing and called me gay
>mfw he was grounded and I got away with it
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qauronexoforce (07/03/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I have never seen a family that has a cookie jar
Wot tho fock.
Wot tho fock.
#6
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richieninenine (07/03/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Little Girl: Mommy, I wanna watch a movie.
Mom: No, no, we're going to the grocery store you can watch it later if you're a good girl.
Little Girl: Mommy it would be sad if you broke your nose.
Mom: Excuse me?
Little Girl: I'm saying it would hurt really bad if you broke your nose. It would be sad.
Mom: Are you threatening me?
Little Girl: You'd have to get a new nose and that would hurt.
Reminded me of this.
Mom: No, no, we're going to the grocery store you can watch it later if you're a good girl.
Little Girl: Mommy it would be sad if you broke your nose.
Mom: Excuse me?
Little Girl: I'm saying it would hurt really bad if you broke your nose. It would be sad.
Mom: Are you threatening me?
Little Girl: You'd have to get a new nose and that would hurt.
Reminded me of this.
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simoon **User deleted account** (07/03/2012) [-] **simoon rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Tennis **
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JustSage (07/03/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Are we THIS out of content? Taking sceencaps of reddit comments? At least when we use the pictures from there site there's a gray area, but this is just ridiculous.
That said I still laughed.
That said I still laughed.
#130
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gazajunk (07/03/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at Well damn.... ** MFW
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lilin (07/03/2012) [-] >be 13
>living with my aunt/uncle/cousins
>late at night/early in the morning
>walking down hallway past 9 y.o. cousin's room to get to bathroom
>passing his open doorway
>"Lilin..." (he said my actual name, of course)
>he's fast asleep
>NOPE all the way into the bathroom
>living with my aunt/uncle/cousins
>late at night/early in the morning
>walking down hallway past 9 y.o. cousin's room to get to bathroom
>passing his open doorway
>"Lilin..." (he said my actual name, of course)
>he's fast asleep
>NOPE all the way into the bathroom
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N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
I remember being a kid, and my older brother and I wanted to trick my dad. so I climbed up on the stove, while it was off, my brother put my tricycle in the hallway, and I screamed "daddy daddy, I'm burning!", so my dad ran into the kitchen, tripped over the tricycle and broke his toe, while my brother and I laughed our asses off.
I was a dick for a kid.
I was a dick for a kid.
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benedicto ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-] **benedicto rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Seems very legit **
