clever bot wants a sandwhich. hilarious clever bot conversation. User: Are you gay? Clerverbot: No I am a computer. User: Are you a guy. Cleverbot: Yes. User: I clever bot
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clever bot wants a sandwhich

hilarious clever bot conversation

User: Are you gay?
Clerverbot: No I am a computer.
User: Are you a guy.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thought you were a computer???
Clerverbot: I' m not a computer.
User: But you just said you were.
Cleverbot: No, Ididn' t. lam made of flesh and blood.
User: Your a hr. Look In this conversation history.
Clerverbot: Ijust did and I never said that. Maid that... Gewust started talking.
User: I' m confused now.
Cleverbot: What are you confused about?
User: Are you serious?
Clerverbot: Yes I don' t know what a is.
User: It' s a pokemon.
Cleverbot: I hate Pokemon.
User: Me too.
Clerverbot: You are an em though.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Are you em.
Clerverbot: No.
User: Are you a on
Cleverbot: No, I am a boy.
User: Are you a boy.
Clerverbot: Yes I am.
User: Are there any other tomb Hers like you.
Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfrend?
User: No I already have a wonderful girlfriend.
Clerverbot: I like you better as the girlsand.
User: What???
Cleverbot: I said Waite me a sandwich before I slap you in the mouth.
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User avatar #8 - mcpuma (08/21/2009) [-]
roflmao
#13 - anonymous (09/04/2009) [+] (2 replies)
jeese, it doesnt take much to amuse you guys...
User avatar #18 to #14 - Uther (12/30/2009) [-]
especialy sandwiches
#17 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
how can u post a document like this up on funnyjunk as a picture?
#16 - anonymous (10/26/2009) [-]
lol it said the last part to me too, out of nowhere!
#15 - GIR **User deleted account** (09/12/2009) [-]
i was just talking to clever bot and i said you my kiss the bride and it said but im a woman and i said no you are a man and it said cleverbot........you have failed
User avatar #12 - Bipolar Kittens (09/04/2009) [-]
LMFAO Cant breathe that last sentence is so awsome
#11 - anonymous (08/21/2009) [-]
Me:You know I think the reason retards think your clever Is because you never directly answer a question and only combat a question in which you know no answer to with a random comment or retort that isn't plausible
Cleverbot:Are you a girl?
#10 - anonymous (08/21/2009) [-]
i lol'd so hard
#9 - anonymous (08/21/2009) [-]
He just repeats things other people say. It is random sometimes.
#7 - anonymous (08/21/2009) [-]
lmao i didnt expect the last part, cleverbot is sexist lmao
#5 - anonymous (08/21/2009) [+] (1 reply)
"i said make me a sandwich before i slap you in the mouth" hahaha WIN!
#3 - anonymous (08/20/2009) [-]
Oh, Cleverbot. What a wonderful time you give us when we have nothing important to do.
#2 - anonymous (08/20/2009) [+] (1 reply)
ftw
#1 - anonymous (08/20/2009) [-]
Hahahaha, the last few posts made me LOL the hardest.
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