Army Humor Part 2. PART 3 IS HERE AS PROMISED<br /> /funny_pictures/387449/Army+Humour+Part+3/<br /> As promised, more of our tax dollars at work.&l Army fail marines tanks Blow shit up
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Army Humor Part 2

Army Humor Part 2. PART 3 IS HERE AS PROMISED<br /> /funny_pictures/387449/Army+Humour+Part+3/<br /> As promised, more of our tax dollars at work.&l

PART 3 IS HERE AS PROMISED<br />
/funny_pictures/387449/Army+Humour+Part+3/<br />
As promised, more of our tax dollars at work.<br />
See Part 1 here:<br />
/funny_pictures/384156/Army+Humor/

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#82 - killerkane (04/27/2010) [-]
Recruitment Officer: So do you know the diffrence between a British Tank and an Iraqi Tank?
Soldier: No.
Recruitment Officer: Welcome to the United States Army.
User avatar #89 to #82 - Hippiekiller (04/27/2010) [-]
britain has like 5 tanks, america has thousands
User avatar #115 to #89 - PainedDinasour (04/27/2010) [-]
Its mainly cause we can solve wars without big tanks and pointless explosions.
User avatar #93 to #89 - dedlok (04/27/2010) [-]
Britain had loads, but dumb Americans blowed them all up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - Hippiekiller (04/27/2010) [-]
yea cause that definitely happened lol
User avatar #100 to #94 - dedlok (04/27/2010) [-]
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/wounded-british-soldiers-con demn-cowboy-us-pilot-592965.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendly_fire

No w go stand in the corner and think about what you did.
User avatar #144 to #100 - Hippiekiller (04/27/2010) [-]
link doesnt work, but i appreciate your incentive towards proving me wrong hahaha
#258 to #89 - killerkane (04/28/2010) [-]
Britain has 5 tanks, America has thousands, what does that prove? What i'm saying is, the US Army has a very shady way of attacking without good evidence the target is enemy. Take for instance last month, when 6 news crew members were killed after there cameras were believed to be rocket launchers.
+8
#64 - FrostyTurd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #64 - CaptainJohnPrice (04/27/2010) [-]
Bai bai.
User avatar #32 - FreeCANCER (04/27/2010) [-]
theres always a catch, like no respawns..
User avatar #33 to #32 - CheesenBiscuits (04/27/2010) [-]
Dont iz gets an respwn?
#157 - DrThrax (04/27/2010) [-]
Join the army. Better graphics, No respawns
#161 to #157 - DrThrax (04/27/2010) [-]
Yup and no killstreaks either
#160 to #157 - BurningTyre **User deleted account** (04/27/2010) [-]
No lag either!
User avatar #184 to #160 - imadabest (04/27/2010) [-]
but there are bombs. lots of them. ****** noobs!
#123 - EMoneyHazAKitteh **User deleted account** (04/27/2010) [-]
...So easy a Caveman can do i- **** , lost another...
User avatar #111 - The Devil (04/27/2010) [-]
America, **** YEAH!
User avatar #112 to #111 - ElvisPresely (04/27/2010) [-]
COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MUTHA ****** DAY YEAH!
User avatar #116 to #112 - BreachAndClear (04/27/2010) [-]
AMERICA, **** YEAH
#119 to #116 - slapyousillyfoo (04/27/2010) [-]
AMERICA, **** YEAH!
User avatar #121 to #119 - BreachAndClear (04/27/2010) [-]
NO SILLY MAN THE NEXT LINE IS
"FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH!"

... but you get thumbs for trying
#124 to #121 - slapyousillyfoo (04/27/2010) [-]
thank you, good sir
User avatar #126 to #124 - ElvisPresely (04/27/2010) [-]
TERRORIST YOUR GAME IS THROUGH!
User avatar #131 to #126 - slaya (04/27/2010) [-]
NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO
#135 to #131 - John Cena (04/27/2010) [-]
BOB BARKER
User avatar #242 to #135 - BreachAndClear (04/27/2010) [-]
WRONG!!!!
AMERICA **** YEAH!!!
User avatar #214 - bawred (04/27/2010) [-]
It's like X Box except you die lmao.
#209 - Evalicious **User deleted account** (04/27/2010) [-]
I liked the dick one. :)
#211 to #209 - Evalicious **User deleted account** (04/27/2010) [-]
*licked.
User avatar #212 to #211 - Ohaithar (04/27/2010) [-]
let me help you out there blondie
I licked a dick once.
User avatar #215 to #212 - bawred (04/27/2010) [-]
you desere a trophy
User avatar #221 to #215 - BreakTheGame (04/27/2010) [-]
**BreakTheGame rolls 019,665,937** deserve
User avatar #224 to #221 - bawred (04/27/2010) [-]
Oh..... Good one I guess? Am I suppost to freak out now?
User avatar #226 to #224 - BreakTheGame (04/27/2010) [-]
**BreakTheGame rolls 795,451,713** nope you've just been corrected by a Grammer Nazi
User avatar #229 to #226 - bawred (04/27/2010) [-]
OK. Usually you start sentences with capital letter. You may suck it now. Oh yeah Grammar Nazi, mar sir, mar, not mer. You fail...
User avatar #230 to #229 - BreakTheGame (04/27/2010) [-]
**BreakTheGame rolls 418,956,688** **** , **** , cock-sucking son-of-a-bitch mother ******* peice of ****
User avatar #233 to #230 - bawred (04/27/2010) [-]
I am so sorry :(.
User avatar #234 to #233 - BreakTheGame (04/27/2010) [-]
**BreakTheGame rolls 061,843,069** Don't worry I was just mad 'cause I failed
User avatar #265 to #234 - RoBisBeast (05/30/2010) [-]
......You forgot a period at the end of the sentence.
User avatar #266 to #265 - BreakTheGame (05/30/2010) [-]
**BreakTheGame rolls 016,269,901** Dude, this was last month...
#213 to #212 - Evalicious **User deleted account** (04/27/2010) [-]
Oi! I'm not blonde.

I am dumb though :)

(p.s. i've licked a dick more than once)
User avatar #216 to #213 - Ohaithar (04/27/2010) [-]
i bet you have, now how about you make me a sammich and link me a pick of your boobs
#217 to #216 - Evalicious **User deleted account** (04/27/2010) [-]
Why ask for a pic when videos are also an option? ;)
#225 to #217 - fretwalker (04/27/2010) [-]
and these videos can be found where?
User avatar #237 to #225 - TheCaptainPrice (04/27/2010) [-]
Sucka-dick-chicken(dot) com lol
#240 to #237 - Evalicious **User deleted account** (04/27/2010) [-]
cock is the counterpart of chicken, not dick, last time i checked.
User avatar #241 to #240 - TheCaptainPrice (04/27/2010) [-]
Being retarded is the counterpart of Evalicious, not mentally insane, last time i checked.
#243 to #241 - Evalicious **User deleted account** (04/27/2010) [-]
You check up on me? Thanks babe. ;)
User avatar #247 to #243 - TheCaptainPrice (04/27/2010) [-]
No, i have not "checked up on you" as you so boldly put.
User avatar #246 to #243 - Ohaithar (04/27/2010) [-]
where are these video links?
#249 to #246 - Evalicious **User deleted account** (04/27/2010) [-]
Only the worthy can see a think like that! Do you take me for a ho? :O
#250 to #249 - Evalicious **User deleted account** (04/27/2010) [-]
*thing
User avatar #251 to #250 - Ohaithar (04/27/2010) [-]
i have a beard, im worthy, now link
#252 to #251 - Evalicious **User deleted account** (04/27/2010) [-]
Sure thing, you know, Hagrid is someone I female-wank to. ;)
User avatar #236 to #225 - TheCaptainPrice (04/27/2010) [-]
[url deleted]
User avatar #127 - fvefngerdethpunch (04/27/2010) [-]
Don't **** with America. We will make jokes as we kill the **** out of you.
User avatar #85 - PetrifiedChihuahua (04/27/2010) [-]
Have you guys seen the beautiful woodwork on the second picture/
User avatar #90 to #85 - GTZ (04/27/2010) [-]
I was trying to read that damn sign above it
User avatar #25 - KisameFish (04/27/2010) [-]
The one b4 the last is abusing the fact that they speak a different language. Lol.
#26 to #25 - John Cena (04/27/2010) [-]
Dude...i love your icon it's like endless xD
User avatar #28 to #26 - chewballbunny (04/27/2010) [-]
Oh my god you're right. WOW. It's, just, so.... continuous!
#16 - John Cena (04/26/2010) [-]
**** the last one and the Cave-man one.
User avatar #34 to #16 - BigMacAttack (04/27/2010) [-]
im guessing someone you loved died.
User avatar #218 - nikkimonster (04/27/2010) [-]
I LOVE THE SHEEP ONE
User avatar #205 - CaptainJohnPrice (04/27/2010) [-]
Thanks guys, part 3s out and 4 will be here very soon.
User avatar #163 - Trogdoorknob (04/27/2010) [-]
Meaning to the word ****** :

Entire Russian Army with all their stock pile of tanks whilst launching every ground missle they have.

I win.
User avatar #165 to #163 - bouchedag (04/27/2010) [-]
Meaning to the word ****** :

Chuck Norris
User avatar #167 to #165 - Trogdoorknob (04/27/2010) [-]
Why those jokes are still popular on this site I will never know.
Even 4chan is over them.
User avatar #170 to #167 - bouchedag (04/27/2010) [-]
4chan gets over memes faster than Funnyjunk does.
User avatar #189 to #170 - JamieHyneman (04/27/2010) [-]
yea 4chan goes thru memes faster than a girl goes thru tampons
User avatar #191 to #189 - bouchedag (04/27/2010) [-]
Except in 4chan's case its a bit bloodier.
User avatar #192 to #191 - JamieHyneman (04/27/2010) [-]
you know i think that pretty much describes 4chan =/
User avatar #193 to #192 - bouchedag (04/27/2010) [-]
moar desu
User avatar #117 - roflstorm (04/27/2010) [-]
the NEW definition of " ****** "
User avatar #52 - GingaNinja (04/27/2010) [-]
secound picture: IS THAT A TAMPON IN HER DRINK?!
User avatar #55 to #52 - newbeck (04/27/2010) [-]
she has a drink??? i didnt notice....
User avatar #60 to #55 - GingaNinja (04/27/2010) [-]
well of course u wouldn't with that beautiful green leather interior in the back
User avatar #62 to #60 - newbeck (04/27/2010) [-]
I no huh?
User avatar #3 - LeoLeonardoIII (04/26/2010) [-]
Lol, army humor is awesome.
User avatar #1 - colo (04/26/2010) [-]
lol very nice, the one with the sign is the best.
User avatar #2 to #1 - CaptainJohnPrice (04/26/2010) [-]
That ones gotta be my all time favourite
User avatar #76 - IheartMonster (04/27/2010) [-]
I am a man, therefore seeing boobs and guns makes me thumbs up!
User avatar #80 to #76 - kylermannn ONLINE (04/27/2010) [-]
I am a man too, therefore seeing someone with the same views about boobs and guns makes me thumbs you up!
User avatar #83 to #80 - IheartMonster (04/27/2010) [-]
As we are both men and i saw the words boobs and guns on your comment i also am gonna thumb you up!
User avatar #86 to #83 - Deathshan (04/27/2010) [-]
i am a bored man who saw someone comment on anothr comment about guns and boobs. so i am thumbing you all up!
User avatar #88 to #86 - IheartMonster (04/27/2010) [-]
BOOBS AND GUNS?! WHERE?!?! Thumbs for you sir!!
#113 to #88 - John Cena (04/27/2010) [-]
i am a man with sense. seing boobs and guns on a site made for funny junk isnt funny. therefore i thumbe it down!
User avatar #130 to #113 - THEvaginator (04/27/2010) [-]
you are a douchebag. therefore i thumbed you down.
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