are you fucking kidding me. please someone tell me this is a joke. Going (962) Maybe (153) Invited , 740) Export . Share . Report Jesus, Take The Wheel" Day HE‘ Public Event . By "Jesus, Take The Wheel" Day E Sunday, March 31, 2013 All Of God' s Kingdom (Worldwide) On March 31, EDIE, Christians all over the world will take to the streets in their automobiles. Relying only on the divine protection of Jesus Christ, they will
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are you fucking kidding me

please someone tell me this is a joke

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Jesus, Take The Wheel" Day
HE‘ Public Event . By "Jesus, Take The Wheel" Day
E Sunday, March 31, 2013
All Of God' s Kingdom (Worldwide)
On March 31, EDIE, Christians all over the world will take to the streets in their automobiles.
Relying only on the divine protection of Jesus Christ, they will prove that the Savior of Man
will not abandon them when they remove their hands from the steering wheels of their cars
for a total of 5 minutes. They will not be at a red light, or a stop sign, they will be on the
highways. This is TRUE FAITH. Jesus Christ does not abandon his children, and with the
current state of the world, it' s time to show Jesus that we have not abandoned him. Do not
come to this page telling us that we are crazy and that we are going to die. Jesus is our
Shepherd, and he will tend to his flock. Please join us and show that you are NOT AFRAID to
place your life in the hands of Jesus Christ.
Everyone Else Stay Off the Road" Day
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#9 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
And yet they will forget that the bible says thou shall not test the the lord, Deuteronomy 6:16
#5 - jjjseven (07/02/2012) [-]
Thinning out the heard isn't the stupidest idea going around
#7 - lalavenderlove (07/02/2012) [-]
So, on March 31st, 2013, I invite you, FJers.. to sit in front of your TV, and watch the news. Because there will be no greater a day to watch the faggotry of this planet than on this day. Bring your popcorn, men. We're going to fucking laugh.
User avatar #2 - yaarun (07/02/2012) [-]
that, my friend, is natural selection at work.
#4 - N. Korean citizen (07/02/2012) [-]
I know it's a joke, but damn it's hilarious.
I really want to see someone doing it
<- - - May go something like this
#32 - europe ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]
somekind of genius must've thought of this to get rid of the retards
User avatar #10 - imakejewburgers (07/03/2012) [-]
I'm excited. I live directly next to a highway.
#8 - TheFreak (07/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - trapazoid (07/02/2012) [-]
...So...This is how it ends....
User avatar #19 - yourdadsdad (07/03/2012) [-]
Natural Selection at its best...
User avatar #6 - zzforrest (07/02/2012) [-]
IDIOTS
Even I know Jesus cannot alter the physical world, he can only alter our thought process and minds.
So yeah, have fun crashing cars.
User avatar #3 - maternation (07/02/2012) [-]
This Should'nt Be A "Holiday" THIS SHOULD BE A FUCKING SPORT!
#28 - cthuluun (07/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#24 - malevolence **User deleted account** (07/03/2012) [-]
Well, this should kill off some of the more annoying Christians.
User avatar #13 - grahamf **User deleted account** (07/03/2012) [-]
With this eing from the people that brought us the May 2011, er, OCOBER 2011... er... End of the world:

weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/26946/end-of-world-may-21-2011/

At this point my standards have been lowered to the point where I simply can't tell if this is real or not.
#18 - madeyegubbins (07/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #33 - knifeyoass (07/03/2012) [-]
I believe in a God, but im pretty fucking sure he doesnt protect dumbasses.
User avatar #31 - doomskull (07/03/2012) [-]
O yes o god yes i will be on my roof watching this shit go down.
User avatar #27 - uberninja (07/03/2012) [-]
One person will do this succefully while everyone dies. This shall be considered proof of his existence. Just you watch.
User avatar #26 - jimli (07/03/2012) [-]
I love it when Christians spell SHEPHERD, one of the most important words in their line of beliefs, wrong.
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