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are you fucking kidding me
please someone tell me this is a joke
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Jesus, Take The Wheel" Day
HE‘ Public Event . By "Jesus, Take The Wheel" Day
E Sunday, March 31, 2013
All Of God' s Kingdom (Worldwide)
On March 31, EDIE, Christians all over the world will take to the streets in their automobiles.
Relying only on the divine protection of Jesus Christ, they will prove that the Savior of Man
will not abandon them when they remove their hands from the steering wheels of their cars
for a total of 5 minutes. They will not be at a red light, or a stop sign, they will be on the
highways. This is TRUE FAITH. Jesus Christ does not abandon his children, and with the
current state of the world, it' s time to show Jesus that we have not abandoned him. Do not
come to this page telling us that we are crazy and that we are going to die. Jesus is our
Shepherd, and he will tend to his flock. Please join us and show that you are NOT AFRAID to
place your life in the hands of Jesus Christ.
Everyone Else Stay Off the Road" Day
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Jesus, Take The Wheel" Day
HE‘ Public Event . By "Jesus, Take The Wheel" Day
E Sunday, March 31, 2013
All Of God' s Kingdom (Worldwide)
On March 31, EDIE, Christians all over the world will take to the streets in their automobiles.
Relying only on the divine protection of Jesus Christ, they will prove that the Savior of Man
will not abandon them when they remove their hands from the steering wheels of their cars
for a total of 5 minutes. They will not be at a red light, or a stop sign, they will be on the
highways. This is TRUE FAITH. Jesus Christ does not abandon his children, and with the
current state of the world, it' s time to show Jesus that we have not abandoned him. Do not
come to this page telling us that we are crazy and that we are going to die. Jesus is our
Shepherd, and he will tend to his flock. Please join us and show that you are NOT AFRAID to
place your life in the hands of Jesus Christ.
Everyone Else Stay Off the Road" Day
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I better get my popcorn ready.
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N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
And yet they will forget that the bible says thou shall not test the the lord, Deuteronomy 6:16
IDIOTS
Even I know Jesus cannot alter the physical world, he can only alter our thought process and minds.
So yeah, have fun crashing cars.
Even I know Jesus cannot alter the physical world, he can only alter our thought process and minds.
So yeah, have fun crashing cars.
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malevolence **User deleted account** (07/03/2012) [-]
Well, this should kill off some of the more annoying Christians.
With this eing from the people that brought us the May 2011, er, OCOBER 2011... er... End of the world:
weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/26946/end-of-world-may-21-2011/
At this point my standards have been lowered to the point where I simply can't tell if this is real or not.
weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/26946/end-of-world-may-21-2011/
At this point my standards have been lowered to the point where I simply can't tell if this is real or not.
I believe in a God, but im pretty fucking sure he doesnt protect dumbasses.