Racism

#7 - HolyDiver (07/02/2012) [+] (17 replies)

Here's a little story for ya'

>13 in high school
>Have to do a project in groups
>One of the kids in my group is muslim
>We have to pick team names for our groups
>Everyone in my group starts shouting out names
>I shout "TEAM DYNAMITE"
>Entire classroom goes silent
>The muslim kid took great offence
>MFW I got suspended for racism

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#22 to #7 - skullnigga (07/02/2012) [-]

Haha, you could have said that you were not being racist because muslims are not a race.

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#72 to #7 - tomoyomomo (07/03/2012) [-]

I once got suspended for saying I like turtles, goml.

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#78 to #72 - bookers (07/03/2012) [-]

I got suspended for throwing a chair at my teacher in third grade.

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#20 to #7 - mrbongo ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]

I got suspended from school when I was 11 for calling a black kid a slave. now Id ust call him a stupid nigger.

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#73 to #20 - heisannhehe (07/03/2012) [-]

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#80 to #20 - mrbongo ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]

bahaha. fuck you funnyjunk. I aint even mad.

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#8 to #7 - bvbnumberonefan (07/02/2012) [-]

HOLY FUCK i LOLED XD

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#14 to #8 - xxxherfaultxxx (07/02/2012) [-]

Fun fact: No one cares.

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#19 to #14 - mattandstuff (07/02/2012) [-]

don't be an ass

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#46 to #19 - natedimes (07/03/2012) [-]

Be a dick instead

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#101 to #46 - theoriginaluser (07/03/2012) [-]

Why not both?

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#107 to #14 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]

fuck off faggot nobody likes you

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#11 - infamoustrapper (07/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)

and then this would happen. i dont think they would overreact at all

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#30 to #11 - catsinthecradle (07/02/2012) [-]

And then this.

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#26 to #11 - ikinkajou (07/02/2012) [-]

Precisely what I'd do.

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#2 - KFCownz (07/02/2012) [+] (9 replies)

If I was arab id do a ton of crazy shit to scare poeple

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#5 to #2 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]

>in the airplane
>bored as fuck
>open my laptop to play some Counter-Strike
>"The bomb has been planted!!"
>mfw

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#63 to #5 - theodordronen (07/03/2012) [-]

You saw that comic too huh?

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#12 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (07/02/2012) [-]

im an arab and i've done some crazy shit..

>be 13 in america
>its haloween
>have this great idea to scare ppl cuz im arab
>wear arab's national clothes.
>hide my face with robe
>make this grayish bag
>go to neighbors doors and scream ALLAH AKBAR instead of trick or treat
>best day ever

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#16 to #12 - theniggerguy (07/02/2012) [-]

Keep in mind, this happened shortly after 9/11..

>Brother is in 5th grade
>Class is packing up to leave
>Brother is last kid in classroom
>Writes on the whiteboard "NO ONE GETS OUT OF HERE ALIVE, I HAVE A BOMB"
>Next day police is at school and classes were canceled for a week.

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#23 to #16 - wiljones (07/02/2012) [-]

he made a noble sacrifice.

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#17 to #12 - N. Korean citizen (07/02/2012) [-]

allah u akbar...

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#54 to #2 - aleissaksa (07/03/2012) [-]

>family was going back to Houston from Vegas (lived in houston for four years)
> dad drank a lot of water before the plane
>dad feels like taking the longest piss ever
>waiting in the plane until he can use the toilet
>dad cant handle it
>he stands up really fast because he cant handle it anymore.
>everyone screams n shit because they think hes gonna blow up the plane
>dad walks quickly to the restroom, causing more screams
>our face after he came back from the toilet

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#13 to #2 - theniggerguy (07/02/2012) [-]

The plus side of everyone thinking I'm a terrorist is that I can easily intimidate them. I go on Chat Roulette every now and then dressed like a stereotypical Taliban/terrorist with a black wire running out of my shirt and my airsoft AK47. Peoples' reactions are priceless.

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#84 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]

yea do that on a plane and get arrested

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#33 - lightness (07/02/2012) [+] (7 replies)

>Be 14 years old
>Me and my friends play with fireworks at school after it is over
>Accidentally shoot firework at principal's office window
>Me and my friends run as hell, principal opens window and yells after us
>He can only see us from behind and its dark so he does not recognise us
>My friend yells "Allahu ackbar" as we run around the corner
>Next day at school, police arrive in middle of class and demands to speak with every muslim kid in class.

<----MFW

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#92 to #33 - spidereon (07/03/2012) [-]

I'm a muslim and I find this funny!

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#60 - dille (07/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)

wass i the only one who was expecting a comp?

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#86 to #60 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]

Made by a woman

so nope

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#66 to #60 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]

Nope

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#32 - derpityhurr (07/02/2012) [-]

why u lie to me, OP?

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#21 - rgtdgc **User deleted account** (07/02/2012) [-]

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#71 - spyderbro (07/03/2012) [-]

Because you touch yourself.

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#91 - harshy (07/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#100 to #91 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]

they jelly ;)

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#68 - Squonky (07/03/2012) [-]

This is such a cliche and predictable joke, i'm surprised this comic wasn't made by Kodylol.

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#62 - akkere (07/03/2012) [-]

Well that was cliche and predictable.

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#58 - creighton (07/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)

"Racism"
Yes, because Islam is a race.
OP is stupid. Pic unrelated

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#75 to #58 - lordbyronxiv (07/03/2012) [-]

I mean African isn't a race either.. there's a human race, and that's it.
Really, "race" is just a social construct people chose to give meaning to.
OP is still stupid though, its the sand niggers that are violent.

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#28 - randomserb ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]

What a terrible joke.

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#49 - simonsayz (07/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#67 to #49 - dtox (07/03/2012) [-]

"I can show you the woooorld.....

trade centers."

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#50 - zerodate (07/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)

his family

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#65 to #50 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]

That picture made me sad

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#4 - SheWolfie (07/02/2012) [-]

i guess he has an explosive personality
his parents always blew up in his face
he always seems to have a short fuse

DO YA GET IT!!

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#94 - infiniteduress (07/03/2012) [-]

we have these and can look at them

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#34 - tsta (07/02/2012) [-]

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