Taking a piss.

Guilty...

well... i mean... eh fuck.. i have...

Sounds pretty average to me

I know I'm gonna get thumbed down for asking this but what is that picture from? I know it was originally Iron Giant.

It's Bro from Homestuck.

Last night I had a dream about a gay orgy, and I was in the middle of it all. MFW

Well he is OP

<-- Hitler is always related

Just to let y'all know, it smelled so bad that I couldn't smell anything the rest of the day.

read it in frankie's voice w/ foster's home sound effects.

Imagine if you had just left it there... Nobody would know who did it if you just stayed in bed.

Then you shit yourself instead.

But then you accept the challenge and piss yourself on purpose because that's the challenge accepted face

I know they had all of my attention

So there I was, balls deep in this guy. All of a sudden he turns around and tries to kiss me so y says, "what are you, some kind of faggot?" So I told him to finish me off and get the hell out of here.

Do you wanna know the best part? Your brain can't make up faces, meaning that some point in your life, you've actually seen this person you dreamed of.

oh god that makes it sadder

Would this cheer you up?

much better, thank you

oh god it does

>Drowned
>Came back as a ghost
>Nobody but my ex boyfriend could see me
>Stole things from stores and got away with it cause im invisible
>Start petting animals to make people freak out
>People freak out
>Pic related

in other news a rape support group was brutally raped by a man who goes by anon

>In school gym with fine ass female friend
>Lobsters coming outta fucking nowhere
>Female friend is a waterbender
>Holyshitballs.jpg
>Lobsters flee in terror
>Bitch kills me
>Wake up with raging boner
>MFW

>In my garage
>Look at car window to see my reflection
>I'm a fucking sunflower
>whatthefuck.jpg
>Turn to look outside
>Goddamn T-Rex charging straight for me
>Family in car takes off without me
>Wake up with piss all over my pants
>MFW I was a sunflower

>Go to this crystal clear lake
>people are handing out these rubber shell-shaped masks
>you strap the mask over your mouth
>You can now breathe under water
>Some douchebag keeps trying to tit-twist me under water
>I start collecting firecrackers from the bottom of the lake
>Then I am teleported to this horror-game show where we race for our lives
>my family is there
>creepy dolls everywhere
>The clock is tickin, but I am not scared.
>The fuck is wrong with me?

(this happened last night >.>)

you dream means your playing too many video games and watching too much tv.

you seriously just made my day. Between that story and the gif, I laughed my ass off.

>Running away from dark figure with knife
>Run down street to store
>He's riding a fucking dragon
>Realize that it's a dream and try to wake up
>Can't fucking wake up
>Dragon picks me up and I'm screaming at the top of my lungs
>Drops me 2 miles from ground (just an estimate)
>Pass out
>Wake up with man over me
>Stabs me over and over again
>The pain is so tremendous that I wake up
>Roommate is wakes up and asking what the fuck happened
>Went back to sleep and I was in a continuous loop of falling and dying

Second scariest dream I ever had

>aunts house surrounded by moat
>im not allowed in
>im hitlers grandson
>hitlers supposed to give a speech in a few minutes
>i swim around the moat
>kill guards
>walk around the house
>take a seat in the crowd
>hitler leaves
>all of a sudden am hitlers granddaughter
>shit, detected
>run to my house with mom and sister
>hide behind a parked car
>gunshots
>run to kids next door style bus
>car chase
>seats are seperated by nationality
>im hiding in the arab section
>jump out of bus
>run nside a gas station
>get a job there
>never any business
>girl boss tells me to spray paint the mcdonalds truck across the street
>eliminate competition
>go back to work

>Be 18, just got home from party
>Falls asleep, room still spinning.
>Wake up.
>Still think friends are in my room
>Starts laughing
>Realizing: "Fuck. My friends were never here"
>Look up.
>See sister in the door.
>her face when

Wait, so you're wishing it WASN'T a dream? So you WANT you house to burn down?

I took it as he wishes that his the piss in OP's dream wasn't a dream and put out the fire.

I accidently my own sentence..

He wishes OP's dream wasn't a dream and his piss put out the fire.

No, he is wishing IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

I can't tell if you are making everyone a huge feel or you started a shitstorm by making a little mistake.

So are you saying that you are homeless and you go to wifi spots to sit there ALL DAY ALL NIGHT and go on internet?

I dont want to dignify that with an argument.

All i want is explanations.

Ive got relatives bro.

I see. I am sorry to hear about your house. I didn't know you were serious, many people might be trolling when they say that.

Hahaha! That's the best joke to come out of Colorado since Columbine!

re-read your own comment please

I'm sorry:( At least you have your kitty.

Everybody knows curtains are more valuable than cats.

now forward (non-reverse).