awkward date story time!!!
meet cute chick through friend
age an date
age to same fancy ass place like red lobster
ssays i' ll pay, shes sweet about it and smiles saying thank we
tthen out mofucking nowheres. bitch orders 70 dollar lobster
s i go ape shit an this bitch and punch herbage in!
wcc) reia fora weeks
awakes up and blows me in her hospital bed
a told harte get checked while shes still there
ralphy as fuck