So.. Technology's evolving, eh..?

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#19 - somekornchick (07/02/2012) [+] (10 replies)

but how would you get it out of your butt when it is burned down to your anus?

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#20 to #19 - FelipeRuiz (07/02/2012) [-]

That's when you're allowed to fart.

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#30 to #20 - ObviousEnigmatic (07/02/2012) [-]

Flamethrower

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#77 to #20 - robodick (07/02/2012) [-]

Genius!

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#201 to #77 - acksl (07/02/2012) [-]

They look like a Band :D
Guy on the left is playing keyboard, guy in the middle sings and the guy on the right is just there to bang his head and look cool.

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#125 to #20 - thestrangestboner (07/02/2012) [-]

MFW

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#208 to #125 - kouzan (07/02/2012) [-]

Mother fucker looks like a new villain from Green Lantern. Bird Brain.

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#92 to #19 - thebaker (07/02/2012) [-]

You don't.

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#49 to #19 - N. Korean citizen (07/02/2012) [-]

thats when you squat down and squeeze your asshole like you are squeezing a pringles can's cap off

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#27 - GnarKill (07/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)

mfw I just want to take a 1 hour nap.

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#59 to #27 - thatevanguy (07/02/2012) [-]

!!SHOVE IT UP THERE, SHOVE IT UP THERE REALLY HARD!!!!!

Pic is about as unrelated as you can get.

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#99 to #59 - teddybearmayhem (07/02/2012) [-]

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#11 - oodlesandoodles (07/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)

What a terrible way to start off the day

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#31 to #11 - XxJACKISHERExX (07/02/2012) [-]

whats a polish politician doin in that pic?

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#129 - thecrummybread (07/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**thecrummybread rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Platform 9 3/4 ** OP when he needs to sleep over 7 hours

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#131 to #129 - thecharlesworth **User deleted account** (07/02/2012) [-]

OP here, thanks for the laugh :D

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#136 to #129 - pimpinpenguin (07/02/2012) [-]

**pimpinpenguin rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at It’s a Master Piece! ** thank you for that roll

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#14 - jokeface (07/02/2012) [-]

actually farting would have much larger effects than just blowing out the candle...

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#16 - almaster (07/02/2012) [-]

I'm going to get a ton of these and give them to my friend for his birthday

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#29 - AresX (07/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

mfw I don't wake up

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#33 to #29 - N. Korean citizen (07/02/2012) [-]

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#15 - yerfdog (07/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

What if you roll over? What about the hot wax?

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#26 to #15 - daednevar ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]

this is one of those things where you buy it then realize all the flaws

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#103 - goobdol (07/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

>Uses said candle
>Blows it out with a brief queef
>Candle stops working
>Never wakes up.

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#107 to #103 - atomis (07/02/2012) [-]

I find the word choice "brief queef" very weird

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#143 - thechosentroll (07/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)

But I sleep like 13 hours a day.

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#147 to #143 - applewatcher (07/02/2012) [-]

TWO STICKS!

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#167 to #143 - silkisberg (07/02/2012) [-]

and that all changed when the fire nation attacked.

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#144 - thechosentroll (07/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)

The fact that it's a Cyprus alarm clock reminds me of an old saying. "The ancient greeks were pretty smart people. Heck, they invented sex. However, the romans inproved it by introducing it to women."

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#178 to #144 - hellmodd (07/02/2012) [-]

Then how did ancient greeks reproduce?

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#180 to #178 - thechosentroll (07/02/2012) [-]

The didn't. Do you see any ancient greeks running around today?

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#181 to #180 - hellmodd (07/02/2012) [-]

If they didn't the greek civilization wouldn't exist at the moment.

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#149 to #144 - yaarun (07/02/2012) [-]

well that old saying is obviously false.
sex with women is neccessary for childbirth, therefore it was there even before the greeks.

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#159 to #149 - ivoryhammer (07/02/2012) [-]

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#177 - N. Korean citizen (07/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Mfw hands are wet and no towel or dryer. **

mfw I want to sleep 7 hours.

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#179 to #177 - bozhko (07/02/2012) [-]

wow nice roll!

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#78 - graknab (07/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

If you fart you blow out the candle? More like blow out your asshole

Methane explodes

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#126 - hazardpay (07/02/2012) [-]

Op's alarm clock

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#118 - mummer (07/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)

OP likes to get up at 1

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#120 to #118 - phoenix grinder (07/02/2012) [-]

I don't think OP's ever getting up...

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#121 to #120 - mummer (07/02/2012) [-]

op's getting it up right now.

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#4 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #20720 at Anime & Manga ** do not fart or your ass will become a flame thrower

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#156 to #4 - extremistavenger (07/02/2012) [-]

Not sure if thumbs for KS
Or thumbs for a scarred girl wearing no pants on the bed.

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#157 - dakkenly (07/02/2012) [-]

Shove it so far into your ass that you sleep negative time

travel back in time and market this

???

profit!

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#82 - ragingbrony (07/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

My god, it's so genius!

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#98 to #82 - charizardmuthafuck (07/02/2012) [-]

yes indeed

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#13 - gugo (07/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**gugo rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at Cleverbot ** Wat

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#25 to #13 - ohemgeezus (07/02/2012) [-]

Damnit sloth

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So.. Technology's evolving, eh..?

I don't even

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