Dwarf Beat Down. I know this won't get far, but I needed to share this in case there are more Dwarf Fortress fans. This is what happened during not even the fir
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Dwarf Beat Down

I know this won't get far, but I needed to share this in case there are more Dwarf Fortress fans.
This is what happened during not even the first season of my fortress, the dwarf wasn't even a fighter, until an alligator attacked. I assigned the only three dwarfs I thought would be able to fight, the miner, woodcutter and Zon the stone mason. The miner froze in place and the woodcutter dropped his axe stood in awe as Zon sprinted over to the alligator and started beating it down with his bare fists. With no holding back, no fear, this dwarf knocked all of the alligators teeth out and when the beast lurched up to stand it saw the beast of pure fury standing above him striking his scaled body. The alligator did all it could to force itself to stand and run, but Zon saw his job was not finished and ran after. That is how we came to this scene.
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here is the game if you are curious:
www.bay12games.com/dwarves/

upper" body Unconscious
lower body
head
right front leg
left front leg
right front foot
left front foot
right rear leg
left rear leg
right rear foot
left rear foot
tail
left eye
left lung
ESE: Done f: Follow
Eon , wrestler
upper' body
lower body Tired
head
right upper' arm
left upper' arm
right lower arm
left lower arm
right hand
left hand
right upper' leg
left upper' leg
right lower leg
left lower leg
right foot
left foot
ESE: Done f: Follow
fte
ible
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Submitted: 07/01/2012
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#1 - maxl (07/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What´s the texture pack called?
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