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#305 - censing (07/01/2012) [-]
I once had a spider in my house I called Clarence. The first day I saw him I said to myself, 'okay, if you stay on the ceiling then fine. As soon as you come down I'ma kill your ass'.
After a week, Clarence had remained on the ceiling. He moved from corner to corner a lot, but never came down. He even killed a fly or two, which was nice.
Then about a week and a half later he was nowhere to be seen. I didn't take much notice, until late one night I saw him sitting on the handle of the fridge. I went to bed, then when I woke up the next day he was nowhere to be seen. I never saw Clarence again.

But he did leave me a going away present, a fly glued with web to my ceiling. I know he was probably just trying to say 'thank you', but ****** is pretty damn illegal and I'd rather not have people thinking I'd committed the crime.
So, FJ... What's the best way to dispose of a dead body?
#331 to #305 - midboe (08/04/2012) [-]
Is the fly still hanging there as a memory of Clarence?
User avatar #332 to #331 - censing (08/04/2012) [-]
All this happened in my Uni accommodation, which I moved out of about 2 months ago

But yes, I left the fly there :)
It's the cleaners problem now.
User avatar #333 to #332 - midboe (08/04/2012) [-]
I had to ask even though it was a months old comment lol.
I can relate because normally i try to free small critters, not kill them. Their lives might be short and "meaningless" but i just feel best doing it that way.
#335 to #333 - censing (08/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #336 to #335 - midboe (08/04/2012) [-]
Yep, i have nothing against spiders.
I hate wasps though, holy **** i hate them lol, even though i find them interesting.
#334 to #333 - censing (08/04/2012) [-]
Yeah, even some spiders can be cute :3
Yeah, even some spiders can be cute :3
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